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what's with the smack barm pey wet resurgence

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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

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@tg

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@thegoodmorningman

good morning time to suck today’s dick

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Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

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Target audience

x11 rust rewrite when?

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band names

* Unattended Bag and the Bomb Threats

* Unmarked Van and the Free Candies

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x11 rust rewrite when?

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absolutely catastrophic typo. someone needs to wzpweience some enrichment

Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

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I wanted to play Thalidomide Simulator but it was written for DirectX not OpenGL and now all my children have horrible birth defects

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that hamster is wzpweiencinf enrichment the likes of which the common office worker could only dream. you are looking at possibly the luckiest mammal on planet girth

Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

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Weed doesn't do anything. It's the coughing that makes you high.

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I have so many poisoned cues it's unreal

Okay this is gong to sound condescending on several levels but:

There's a kind of cliche about training a dog - that if you want it to always come when it's called, you should never scream at or punish it when it does. Even if you just spent twenty minutes getting increasingly panicked thinking it was dead in the woods! Even if it had been trampling through the neighbors garden! It is very important that it's direct association is 'stopping whatever super interesting thing I was doing to go back to human = being praised and rewarded'. If the association is instead being screamed at or punished, the dog will be less enthusiastic to stop whatever fun thing it's doing to run to that.

I feel like a great many people would noticably improve their own lives if they started applying the same logic to how they treated other humans.

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They didn't reply cause they were too busy injecting insulin

How are my sweetie pees

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there's no act a person can commit that forfeits their right to bodily autonomy

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well thank you for making me cry with your hbo comedy show nathan fielder

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"but the chorus to bring me to life by evanescence is exactly 23 seconds long"

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the rehearsal finale was like this