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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

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I'm making this post on the behalf of Sami and his family, who are all currently suffering in Gaza. You can find their fundraiser here, currently sitting at 91%.

Sami's family has several children -- all who need food, water, shelter, and basic medical care. With the costs so high in Gaza, even donating something small to their fundraiser or reblogging/otherwise supporting their campaign is huge! Everything helps!! Thank you. FUNDRAISER.

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My Boss the Demiurge 9.5

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norp

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I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

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dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

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Higurashi is a comedy

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Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

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RIP Pablo

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We just objectively live in the healthiest time for humanity and you have to be rather dim to deny that. There's a reason we talk about equitable access to medicine so much; it really wouldn't have mattered for most of human history, but not now. Anyway, middle-and-upper-class people with amble access to medical care got so bored of being healthy they decided to tank one of the largest centers for global medical research & foreign aid for everyone. They made up diseases like electromagnetic sensitivity, Morgellon's, and Chronic Lyme, among many others, to insist that no, they AREN'T healthy and fit at a level unprecedented in human history, they're actually sicker than ever before and the only way to cope is to eat clay to dislodge the Toxins and ban vaccines for everyone's children because it gave your special boy Timmy the autism (symptom: he doesn't like to look at his paranoid, aggressive parents - what other cause could there be?) (at least, until the COVID vaxx came along, when they started claiming *they* were the healthiest people on Earth and everyone vaxxed was on death's door) and funding for HIV/AIDS treatment in Africa just has to end so we can tell the most privileged people on Earth their childish worldview is so important. We live in the only era of human existence where cancer wasn't an automatic death sentence, and there are many cancers that were one just a few decades ago and are now survivable, and we didn't shut down our uncles saying "you know, I bet they keep the cure for cancer a secret bc those greedy fucks make too much money treating it" to nods of approval. We treated the alternative medicine industry as a lark and not as a machine of misery and death conning people into dying of treatable diseases to raise the profits of corporations who continuously presented themselves as aw-shucks indie underdogs fighting Big Pharma. We should've put the boot to crunchy granola when we had the chance, but alas

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insane closed caption experience in this hotel room

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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

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Lovecraft wrote down all the ideas that came to him to do something with later and there are some real bangers in there