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I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit.
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at the goblin market: i mustn’t buy a little goblin treat
when i get home: i wish i had a little goblin treat
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Please help if you can
Hi everyone. A few months ago I lost my job and all of my income sources, ive been surviving on savings that recently ended and I need help for the incoming 2 months. I have a job waiting for me after that, but till then I need to pay bills (water, electricity, etc.), buy groceries and hygiene products, and I have pets to feed too. I’ve never been in this situation before, and I dont like asking for money or help trust me, but this is a one-time only thing cause I really need the aid. My goal is to raise just about $150, I did the math and I think thats just enough for me and my pets to survive these 2 months. Please consider donating or sharing this post, everything helps. Thanks.
Paypal: paypal.me/vgcw26
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I think my favourite thing about orange cats is when you look them in the eyes and all you hear is elevator music
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I like men quizzes I feel like I am at a sleepover when I take them
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men are ok and stuff but. let me diagnose you based on your taste in women <3
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Harry Potter in Gina Linetti pictures
Dumbledore:

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Luna:

Snape:

McGonagall:

Lockhart:

The ministry of magic:

Voldemort:

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