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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

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sorry. i’m all booked up.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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transcript below:

Siffrin, how are you feeling?

Oh, hi Odile. I'm... fine.

Uh huh.

Do you want to eat now? That was... a lot of blood.

(You're starving.)

We just got here. Let's just continue.

...Okay.

Ahem?

Yes, Lupus?

I want a snackie.

My time has come!!!! Here, an orange for you, Lupus!

YES! I shall vanquish thee!

(You've never seen a child eat as viciously as Lupus before.)

Lupus, did you eat any of that or did you get it all on your face?!

I think I ate some of it.

(Sigh, you pull out your rag.)

Come here.

Nghh!

(So fussy.) (If they didn't want to be cleaned, they shouldn't have made a mess!)

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

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Do you think the new pope will get a copy of Deltarune

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

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no! healthy relationship will kill the character! he needs an unhealthy codependent romance with a side of power imbalance to live