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adventureren · 1 month ago
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Mash and Skin
When First Ate A Burger
I pulled the puck out and tossed it to the ground
It bounced and rolled away
I smushed my bun to flat and gnawed the grain
I like 'em compact but coin shape of Excellence
You know, that shield her dad gave her
With Lick Lack Patty Whack wick kicker HENCE
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adventureren · 1 month ago
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Cupper Tide
At School I pasted pennies
Inside Cl Pool I ate one first
As Dolphin Pet
Outside Lay Rubber
Under Towel Of Bud
Wise Cracker
Lost Again!
Added More to Face
Got Burned Between
Removed Both Gum and Coin
And Healed
Spiritus Platypus To You, My Flax
Per Your Posted Bill
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adventureren · 1 month ago
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Dread Pirate Roberts
Goes by Chambers Last At Times
At First Baa Boo Bob
Both Arch Types
Call One We
Two Did
Free Bob
From When
Sea Came
Mari O'Call
Luigi Taller?
WI Was Up Doc
I IS UNDER 8!
Vriska Isn't Here, She's Back At Home in CE3
Ever Heard of E@N@sur?
She's Poison, Yet I Ask For More
Raised Up Right, He Were A Gentle Man
Praise Be To Agatha, Who Cannot Face The Northest Pole
She Is The Bell Of Ball We Cut For Twain
Dot 1 is Secret, You Own You Gift
Mark 1 is Bruise, You Keep You Lose
Get Fixed And Be Called Vein
Mark 2 is Poke, Fluid Exchanged Between
Ague For Days And Never Sup Be Faint
Mark 3 is AO, Blue Skies, Barfy Burgers, Girls
You Can't Show That To Kids These Days
Mark 4 is O La La!
Ask Yourself: Is This My Corner?
Walk Block, Be Weird°
Eyes Watching From To Fine Lines
Scout? Or Trying To Find Nest?
One By One I See You, You Come In?
You Died.
Two By Two I See You, Y'all Coming?
Y'all Died.
Three By Three I See You, Let's Go In.
Gone Died.
Four By Four I See You, Bumped In!
Ope! Sore E, Mi Too Crowded Now...
Can We Move? Y or N
Home Resting Zzz
At Church
Rest Home
Old Man
Snore
Make
It
R
A
I
N
Cu Zap
Zn New
Al Seasons
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adventureren · 1 month ago
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Go ahead, THE Greatest Eldest Biggest Funnest Said
We All Have Pace and Tide to Bide Awhile
Catch Up With ME and Tell Me of Your Stories
My Levels Ramp and Rise with Aisle Sides
Our Garden Grows In Grids We Are All Clover
Pound My Sign Into Your Digits, Dial 9
*86
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adventureren · 1 month ago
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Oh, Dear!
Someone Needs 2
Check Their Aluminium Again
Or Else
Tin Roof Rusts To Bell
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adventureren · 2 months ago
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Snake on UR PANTSU
With Miss of Means
Her Brother there as well
On wooden floors with busted couch made up nice anyway
We watched the wrestlers play
I worried more about the sack and how that snake behaved
Gosh, I hope that snake had happy lives with lots of frozen rats and lemonade
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adventureren · 2 months ago
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Wee Bug
I lit my matches on a hearth of brick
Still got caught quick
Made me a Lincoln log of cabinet
Some smoke, not thick
The little flares of ash upon the clay
They gave my acts away
Instead of punishment, my pa, he say
"Yeah, when I did that, it was right on the carpet. Good job lookin' out."
More or less. Exact words tend to scarp away.
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adventureren · 2 months ago
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DAFT PLUNK
ID10T
0 K 0 K ALL ICE TODAY
ICE is SALT is BURN too COLD
OK OK Not 0 K... 0 C°
0 C°0 C° ALL ICE TODAY
ICE is ROCK is CUT too SHARP
Okay Okay Not 0 C°... 0 F°
0 F°0 F° ALL ICE TODAY
ICE is SNOW is SOFT too LIGHT
Kay-O Kay-O Not 0 F°... 255 K
255K 255K ICE EYES TODAY
EYES is BLACK is NIGHT too DARK
Ayo Ayo Not 255K... 37°C
37°C 37°C STAR EYES TODAY
STAR is FIRE is BURN too HOT
Yo Yo Not 37°C... 310K
310K 310K MOON EYES TODAY
MOON is PALE is HERE too STAY
My Khol Kohl Coal My Nurse In White Well Played
My Iron Trust Rust Orange On Shade Grey Grayed
My Goo Cu Cup of Copper Fills For All
Use as needed, if ODOR call
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adventureren · 2 months ago
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How CARBON RU?
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adventureren · 4 months ago
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Server Service Sketchy 1000 Sunny
Merry Pippin
Always been a fool
Ran into an Ent when I was 'Venturin'
Caught an idle Gollum on the Road
Haven't seen a moon so red in oh so many years
I sure hope that all our hours' trouble disappears
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adventureren · 4 months ago
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me and @aroace-elgyem were trying to figure out who was who in this meme but we realised it’s all just immy
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adventureren · 4 months ago
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The Thread of Memory
When I was a tailor
You brought me simple threads of gold
Now I am the Wren to bring you song
My voice cracks when I weep in sorrow
My laughter will return with sun, tomorrow
If you miss me, please remember, dear heart of mine...
My name was lost within the desert
En T ern T ain M ent can also live within our mind.
Ti Re Mi Re Mi Do EX BOO Do Ti
Cava? Say Va. Pardon my Francais.
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adventureren · 4 months ago
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Hu Who Whom Hum You
Who were you looking for when you got lost?
A home? A mother? Father? Sweetheart? Sister? Brother? Baby?
No.
You look for only you.
Fee Five For Thumb of Tom
You stink of English Rum
Does sweet grow well up there?
Mead to call it vodka, grog my ken?
Keep away the Purest of the Palest
Or at least the ones that think they're Purer Than
Short work for stinky sailors or get sent up to be dl am.
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adventureren · 4 months ago
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Oh deer o dear of ivy
Washed upon our shore
Snow ice move to Siberia
No salt here anymore
Not gone, yet absent
Mind it doesn't get too hot
Your book burnt o'4-5y,
Mine set to tin know clock hand smile 👎
One of the side effects of anti-psychotics Is called akathisia and it is described In the literature as a sort of restlessness  In which patients cannot but feel the urge To move around. And this description is fine To identify the activity but it sort of lacks The proper tone and distress associated With the side effect. Believe me, akathisia Means you will feel like Doom is at hand And that the only thing you can do is pace The floor. You cannot sit down, you cannot relax You can only walk and pace and struggle And move because that’s what needs to happen. It lasts all day and all night and even When you try to sleep it might be impossible. It is by far the worst of the worst so much That when the doctor described every other Side effect ranging from heart problems To diabetic injury I threw it all off the table And told her that nothing else mattered except This particular side effect and until this one Is gone I cannot deal with any ramifications Otherwise incurred as a result of these medications. Also, the Mermaid disappeared.
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adventureren · 5 months ago
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Banana Nanobread
Oh!
I am Bananas, Nana
But Bananas over Naan!
A bit o' bread fried flatly,
Bubbled up inside a pan.
A syrup gold and thick upon
The hot cake down beneath,
Leads to Banana-rama full of Nanobreads and cheese!
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adventureren · 5 months ago
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The North within my Blood demanded Tartan,
The Country in my Heart demanded Plaids,
The Queerest of my Soul is in Transition,
So the Colors of my House are ALL OF THEM.
Nan's Note: Got a little hepped up about keeping score for a game, and it ended up as this beautiful new fabric design. I would be honored if y'all wanted to use it in any of your quilts or flags.
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adventureren · 6 months ago
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The Path of Most Persistence
Who grew up in a place brought down by Industry?
Who was born practically in their own backyard?
Who crosses water to visit their roots?
Who must move to make room for more?
Who never wanted to drive, but had to get a license anyway?
Who only drives when absolutely necessary?
Who watches from behind and keeps them moving forward?
Who sometimes isn't mentioned, but cheers on everyone?
Who makes sure the backgrounds are immaculate? Or if not, makes it creepy, strange, and cool?
Who can pectify and rectify the limits of space and time and propriety?
Who is THE NORMAL ONE?
Who is cute but feisty when the bit is right?
Who carries spice and let's you see the flavor?
Who prefers soup over any other tea?
Who will share their spoons?
Every line above describes a group as whole.
But putting them together only amounts to one.
Which one?
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