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[ ☆ ] ❝ Same thing! I heard you wrote a romance scene between me and Flame Prince! You can’t do that, bro, it’s just straight up creepy. ❞
What do you mean? “The Adventures of Flynn and Jacques” isn’t about you! They’re molded after you, but they’re not about you. What do you think I am, a werido?
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[ ☆ ] ❝ I literally have a sword made out of kitty litter. A stick would be an improvement. ❞
“Yes, a big sword made of pure destructive energy would be the best sword! But then, a large sword made of… um, a stick, would not work as well… I think.”
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[ ☆ ] ❝ That’s what I’m talking about! Those fanfictions are freaking me out, man! You can’t just write about me like I’m not real! ❞
Sorry to hail on your parade, but I have no princes in my dungeon today. See? *Shows an empty cage* No princes. No schemes either. I’m just working on my next fanfiction!
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[ ☆ ] ❝ Yo, that’s so lame! What is with those guys and being total dirt-balls? Blarg, man..
Hey. Why don’t we go take them back? ❞
“Yeah. They were pretty orange. But the Destiny Gang came early and took most of ‘em. We were left with the sad ones.”
He held up a sad looking, shriveled carrot.
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[ ☆ ] ❝ Quit it, Ice Queen. You know why I’m here and I don’t want to play any more of your games! ❞
@adventurette entered the castle
Oh, hey Fionna! How are things?
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[ ☆ ] ❝ All of the above, dude-bro. What about you? Have those carrots come in yet? ❞
@adventurette has stopped by the farm!
“Hey, alternate girl version of me.”
“You been up to anything interesting like punching monsters in the face? Or totally fighting evil so justice prevails.”
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I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing.
Leslie Knope (via felicitysmoak)
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[ ☆ ] ❝ But it would be better if it was bigger. Like if you had to pick between a small sword and a big one, you would totally go for the big one because, one, they’re cooler and, two, more damage. ❞
“Okay but consider; if the sword is small but is made of pure destructive energy then it would have more sword potential.”
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[ @badnightosphereboy ]
[ ☆ ] ❝ ...Have you been here the whole time? ❞
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( tbh screeeaaaamiiing bc I just got followed back by the hot shot aaaaa)
[ im no hot shot lmao im just a nerd with a computer ]
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[ ☆ ] Fionna reclaimed her spot on the couch. Once she recuperated a little more, the true level of discomfort started to settle in. Why did she agree to sleep on this thing?
He went off to play with his guitar alone, mostly to think. He’d have to tell her he was lying sometime, but when? Gumball would kill him if he waited to long. Scratch that, Fionna would kill him if he waited too long. But if he did it too soon, then what would everyone else say? This joke was obviously going to ruin his changes with her too. When would he be ready to completely lose his friend?
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[ @bxdliittleboy ]
[ ☆ ] ❝ Yo! Give that back! ❞
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[ @ask-jh11698 ]
[ ☆ ] ❝ What are you doing in my house? Pretty sure I don’t know you... ❞
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[ @porchlight-ghost ]

[ ☆ ] ❝ Dude, no, you’re wrong. The bigger the sword, the better it is. ❞
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