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not a week goes by when im not upset im not a centipede monster
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Day 8 trapped in an FBI facility :33
They tried torturing the information out of me, but when I said "ywou will NWEVER >w< gwet the locwation x] of twe bwodies ^u^" one of them shot themselves in the head :/
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i havent the faggiest idea what youre talking about
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I'm going to install a permanent speaker in hell that's always playing "WELCOME TO THE UNDER-" oh GOD NOT YET "HOW WAS THE FALLL?"
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my workout
500 reps yanking your chain
500 reps pulling your leg
500 reps taking the piss
1000 reps winding you up
getting on your nerves until failure
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"You're so hot!" Yeah its this thing called global warming <3
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