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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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I Saw The Money Grow

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Top 5 men.

Fuck I didn't know there were that many...

Uh.... Macklemore... Tutankhamun...

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"I love SCP!" The researchers:

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there’s a guy here and he’s talking to the moon what do i do

holy fuck get his autograph and tell him locked out of heaven is one of my favourite songs

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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant

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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

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oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

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The ideal summer body is horns, fangs and wings.

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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new species of bed buge just dropped

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are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

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I went to your moms house and your mom was there

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