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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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(by Muarrr)

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Interacting with people my age makes me feel like this

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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

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A skeleton warrior lumbers toward the town gates, unarmed, holding a wooden sign: “I come in peace. Need a necromancer to take a look at my friend.” Behind him, a second skeleton is missing a head and trying very hard to keep up.

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Me: I’m DONE talking about this

Me: ………and you know what else man

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i think elephants should arrange in a circle and point theire trunks at the center and start building energy

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POV: mister Devon Price, PhD, telling me that I am right about everything

Source: Unmasking Autism, discovering the new faces of neurodiversity

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I’m just trying to scroll tumblr and I’m only seeing your post. I don’t even bloody follow you!

How’s London tower this time of year?

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[misogynistic person who is biased against women and favors men in all circumstances] wow it's so crazy that in literally every show and book and movie ever made all the male characters are likable and sympathetic but all the female characters are shallow and irrational... obviously this is the fault of the writing and nothing to do with me

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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"If I don't reply by tomorrow, then consider me dead." It's been two years since you got that message, and you haven't seen them since. Suddenly, your phone lights up: "Sorry, that took longer than I thought."

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Outpost, Cambria -- June 17th, 2023

Etsy

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guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies