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made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day




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watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin
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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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If you’ve tried to reach out to me in the last 7-8 years and I didn’t get back to you I’m medicated now and I’ll be reaching out to you shortly
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important life update: my dog came out of the woods with half of an artisanal baguette
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Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me
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