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be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth
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find the difference
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reblog this if you miss someone
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Waaaah I Miss you too dude ;-; 💔 iangiecruz
i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy theories and bands and bela lugosi and eat pasta
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clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person
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me on a date: so what do you think about breadsticks?
them: dude I LOVE breadsticks!
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Well then fuckin help me like idk how many more I can fit in without the Olive Garden staff catching us
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When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up
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When twinks are kissing and you hear your chickens in danger
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Stay with me until the end... please.
Not until the end... always.
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