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Bdubs. Tennis.

Tennis transcript:

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>> [Bdubs] There was a sport called... ~Tennis~

>Tennis >Tennis court >Tennis >When you're playing tennis

>Tennis court >Tennis in Minecraft >*laughing* Tennis >Real tennis

>YOU EVER PLAYED TENNIS IN YOUR LIFE??

>So it looks like tennis might not be possible >Tennis

>[Etho] Tennis >[Bdubs] This has to be tennis!

>Tennis >Tennis IS going to work >Tennis

>[Bdubs] Tennis! [Etho] Tennis, real tennis

>[Bdubs] It's a pompous game called "tennis" >Good tennis

>This pompous game called ~tennis~

>For a pompous game steeped in tradition like tennis

>^TENNIS^ >TENNUS >t e n n i s

>~I~ make tennis! >yyyus! Tennis! >So in tennis

>Te- this tennis is already hard enough

>Tennis >TENNIS

>[Bdubs] Tennis [Etho] *laughs* Tennis >:) [Bdubs] Tennis *laughs*

>Tennis science! >You wanna play tennis? Here's tennis

>There's some tennis >Tennis >TENNIS IS FUN! I like tennis!

>Anything is- TENNIS is possible! >~Tennis~

>Tennis :) And we'll see you in the next episooode. *to ghast* Come on baby

>[Etho] tennis >:) <<

Compiled from Bdubs' video, "TENNIS! in minecraft :: Minecraft Hermitcraft"

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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

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they should invent a mcyt character who doesn’t go through the Horrors

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Tbh as a non-American, reading media set in USA sometimes feels like you stumbled into a fanfic fandom-blind and there's naturally no exposition about the setting because you're supposed to be aware of it. But you're not so you just nod along and hope it's not relevant to the story. Like the characters being from different states probably has some significance to their backstory but it's never explained. The story being set in this state also probably has some significance but it's also not explained. Being in this diner/shop/Americanism-store thing whatever probably has some context clues (is it supposed to be posh? Common? Cheap? Accessible? Old-fashioned?) but it is also not explained. It's like when you're reading a new scifi/fantasy story and there's a hundred new terms but you can't extrapolate their meanings from context clues/flavour text because they just give you a name and you're like "cool, dunno what that means at all".

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streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.

kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.

men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.

beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.

formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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my bug 👍

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>You see a strange creature dart under your car.

>CHECK UNDER CAR.

>You have discovered COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>Side quest "WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD" available.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask your next door neighbor about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>NEIGHBOR: I haven't seen that before. Though I hear THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY caught a strange bird on his property last week.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY: We don't keep birds. But you might want to ask THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD. He has lots of birds.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY gave you two SWEET CORN and one CUCUMBER.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Talk to THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD.

>THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD: Oh! You found my COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK! He keeps escaping. Thank you so much!!

> You have cleared side quest WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD. You have gained +2 to NEIGHBORLY BONDS and +3 to CHARISMA. THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD has been added to your CONTACTS LIST.

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recently found out about the Chinese mountain cat. did you guys know about this

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explaining things nobody gaf about

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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.