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being kissed in your sleep and being pulled closer within cuddles is such a top tier form of affection
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Movie Scenes Inserted Into Real Life by François Dourlen.
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Tragic. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!
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dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
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If you could smell videos, porn would probably be way less popular.
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I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology
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guy in any hentai: *grabs a girl’s boob over her shirt*
girl: WAA unnmnNNNNNNnnnng yamete un gg kyaaaaaaa uguu *squirts* YAAAAAA
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how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like.
when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.
now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy
i love cats!!!
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once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me
nice to know boys do that too
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i have a new child and his name is lunchbox
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Rujeana, the mother of two children decided to setup a camera of her kids in the living room. The idea was to setup a camera so their Grandma can see their kids doing cute things. Instead, she found out how her husband takes care of the kids when she isn’t there.
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*Posts some fucked up shit to weed out the weak ones*

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