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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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#f2930d

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cant wait to have kids so they can hate me and take all my money

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(via mrbrianfirenzi)

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i want to know what bears think sometimes

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every note on this post is 1 kiss 4 my lizard

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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my wife: i'm leaving you

me: why?

my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can't take it anymore

me, quietly: lawful evil behavior

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#86708f

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me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

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*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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stop it youre SCARING him!!

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If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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