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What you got made fun of in school for?
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three hours into a road trip when you hit an infinite stretch of farmland is where you find real power and real insignificance simultaneously
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its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’
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me as a superhero
bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?
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I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name
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*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
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*sees bug*
Me: (ง'̀-'́)ง
*bug moves*
Me: ε=┌(;・_・)┘
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I meant to say “neat” because it’s the first time I’ve seen a toad in person with its croak sac and I got excited
Too excited
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