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Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye
i cant decide what my favorite line of this is
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i think itâs so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants đ± .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do
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Bradley Whitford Needs A Service Dog To Deal With Trumpâs Presidency
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It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadnât heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyoreâs stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore.
âHello Eeyore,â said Pooh.
âHello Pooh. Hello Piglet,â said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice.
âWe just thought weâd check in on you,â said Piglet, âbecause we hadnât heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.â
Eeyore was silent for a moment. âAm I okay?â he asked, eventually. âWell, I donât know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? Thatâs what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I havenât bothered you. Because you wouldnât want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.â
Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.
Eeyore looked at them in surprise. âWhat are you doing?â
âWeâre sitting here with you,â said Pooh, âbecause we are your friends. And true friends donât care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.â
âOh,â said Eeyore. âOh.â And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.
Because Pooh and Piglet were There. No more; no less.
~ Kathryn Wallace
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Someone Should Talk To This Principal
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Me trying to wrap my head around the fact that some people read but donât get emotionally attached to characters
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Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists.Â
#whatâs sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didnât even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick
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My most recent comic for The Nib! You can read my other Nib stories here.Â
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Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.Â
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trans guy: i feel dysphoric cis ally: ur literally the handsomest manly dude guy bro dude man i ever seen before in my life my guy dude! just because youâre biologically a woman doesnt mean you arenât super manly and handsome!! honestly wow your jawline is so sharp cut me with your jaw daddy father sir
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Attention!

Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!
Most of the time theyâre just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute theyâll realise youâre not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then itâs best to just move away.
Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.
Itâs understandable if youâre scared of them, but please donât say theyâre evil!
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antisemitism is being forced to take a holocaust unit in your last year of highschool and having the polish girl sitting next to you say that she âtotally gets it, because polish people were targeted tooâ
itâs begging the teacher to leave the classroom because you feel sick and the guest speaker publicly humiliating you by saying that you had to stay and making fun of you for being upset
itâs listening to teachers explain that some nazis were okay and just in the party to protect their family, and listening to your class agree they were victims too
itâs having days dedicated to other victims of the holocaust, but giving romami, the only other group targeted for ethnic cleansing, only a throw away paragraph as a footnote
antisemitism looks like a scared kid almost in tears as goyim use the fact that the war ended to say that antisemitism is over
it looks like Hitler jokes while pictures of death camps are on the board
it looks like the fact that no one batted an eyelash at any of this
â this is okay to reblog by goyim just if you add anything you will be blocked â
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