I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS • 🍰🥛• Bundle Of Anxiety • Professional Procrastinator
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On my local weather channel theres this small 20 somethings guy who does the minor weather and my family is so enchanted by him. He wears the most egregious suits and ties that make my grandparents go off the rails. Sometimes he blends in with the green screen and my grandparents go farther off the rails. My entire family calls him "sheldon" because any skinny white geeky guy is Sheldon Cooper to them. There is currently a huge tornado on the way and they sent Sheldon to go check it out. Sheldon sounds like he's crying in the middle of this horrible rain and my grandparents are so upset about it. Sheldon could die out there. Why did they have to sacrifice him? Sacrificing their young. My grandmother has started a grudge against the main weather man for abusing poor poor Sheldon. I will update if Sheldon survives.
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go my isopods!!
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he's not pissed he's just embarrassed
guess who wrote each respective lines lol
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how often do you think he has a “this is someone’s baby” moment with the robins and why is your answer “all the time”
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*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*
*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*
*no lawyer touches the case for me*
*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*
*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*
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fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned
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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times
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Evil mastermind lost days Talia propaganda is so funny because even in a universe where she was doing all that Jason would not give a shit
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had the state pave over the memorial for the 49 Pulse Nightclub massacre victims.
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🌈💙❤️💛🩷💜🩵💚💛🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✌🏻🤟🏻
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guess who just watched now is good! i liked this haunt line so i reworded it for dick and jason because i think it fits lolol
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anyone down for a SuperBlond Kinktober challenge? not separate prompts necessarily, more just an accountability group to see it through and create more content for objectively the best DC pairing (joke).
it'd be like a running club, but instead of running it's writing/drawing about two hotties smashing (with or without their bf Tim) in increasingly unhinged ways for a month.
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saw someone on twitter talking about there being "die-hard bernard fans on tumblr" like, yeah. kicks rock. sorry, that's me.
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@batfam-big-bang Part 2: the Fun Times in the Murder Boat magazine! It was created based on @cuthwyn's glorious fic Fun Times in the Murder Boat, a Bernard-centric fic featuring Jason's buns, Tim's ineptitude at keeping a secret identity, and a fridgeful of missing children. I love cuthwyn's work- her fic for the BB24 was amazing, so I was super excited to be able to work with her this year!
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