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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

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how it feels to not care about something that used to drive you insane

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if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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Me when my answer in a Tumblr poll is in the majority: ahhh clearly a woman who knows what is a la mode... Finger on the pulse of society

Me when my answer on a Tumblr poll is in the minority: an uncommon mind... She stands apart from her peers

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comes back from the idgaf war covered in blood and missing a limb and still not knowing who won

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remember when we thought any and all emoji usage was cringe and worse than murder in like 2017-2018 and now 😭 is like jesus 2 us

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i had a dream last night that kermit the frog died. it was on the news "kermit the frog, aged 96, has passed away peacefully in his sleep"

i turned to my mom like "how does that even work, he's a puppet?" she got really mad at me and said through tears "now's not the time, the frog JUST died. show some respect."

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i'll fucking do it but christ alive

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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please, i'm a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.

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ANOK YAI at the 2024 Met Gala (May 6, 2024)

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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