girlfriend is being mean to me (making me horny when i can’t do anything about it) (i like this)
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physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river
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copper my beloved
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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Reblog to rotate the person you reblogged from 90°
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The Timeless Trilogy
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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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WHY IS THERE PISTACHIO FLOUR IN A CHOCOLATE MUFFIN
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does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy
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isnt the world so beautiful....all the little ways we're immortal...71 million years later they still sleep like you
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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
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today i learned that they make orange juice without the meat????
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁
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