affectos

[affectos]

Hey man! I hope you're doing well. It looks like you haven't been very active on Tumblr in for a while, but I'm reaching out because a fanfic writer asked me permission to use my Eeveelutions, and they would also like to use Tricereon. Would you be okay with that? They would credit you as Tricereon's owner and us both as the designer. If you get this, please let me know either way. Thanks!

Not at all!  I pretty much left with the exodus when NSFW artists were kicked from the platform.  Fortunately, my account is hooked up to my main email so I saw this come in.  I’m all good with and would love to see the final piece!

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But...

I just wanted my cheeseburger, my lovely cheeseburger

some of you never got your lips stuck in a gate ten days after you turned 8 and your friends all laughed and you just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and you had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and you couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both your lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and you only knew like three words in polish except now you know four because oscar taught you the word for lip, “usta”

and it shows

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not a shocker; you couldn’t even remember what color the Rocket Raccoon plushie’s jumpsuit was

It’s so unfair that the Persona 5 Funko Pops were discontinued. And even more unfair that of ALL the ones being resold, Ryuji’s is $80+. Why???

And Arsene isn’t even being resold on Amazon. Ugh.

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This prehistoric Rock-type Eeveelution was commissioned and designed by @affectos.

Name: Tricereon Fossil Pokemon Type: Rock

Evolves from Eevee when leveled up with high friendship with a Fossil in the bag.

Description: An Eeveelution originally thought to be lost to time, it is believed that Tricereon commonly roamed the earth alongside other prehistoric Pokemon. A recent breakthrough from the Devon Corporation has successfully discovered the means to allow for the natural evolution of Eevee into Tricereon once again. Historically thought to have been a Pokemon who traveled in herds, Tricereon are ready to to defend their Trainer and the fellow Pokemon they live with by using their bony tail and horns.

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I gotta thank @inprogresspokemon with the head design; I was banging my head against a rock (pun intended) on it until they found the right frill-to-ear ratio

Feel free to suggest Abilities for them!

This prehistoric Rock-type Eeveelution was commissioned and designed by @affectos.

Name: Tricereon Fossil Pokemon Type: Rock

Evolves from Eevee when leveled up with high friendship with a Fossil in the bag.

Description: An Eeveelution originally thought to be lost to time, it is believed that Tricereon commonly roamed the earth alongside other prehistoric Pokemon. A recent breakthrough from the Devon Corporation has successfully discovered the means to allow for the natural evolution of Eevee into Tricereon once again. Historically thought to have been a Pokemon who traveled in herds, Tricereon are ready to to defend their Trainer and the fellow Pokemon they live with by using their bony tail and horns.

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New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

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oh no 💀

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This will temporarily remove stress from your life

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I got $10 that they find some way to screw Monica out of her role as Photon/Captain Marvel

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

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I love The Golden Girls.

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Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

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“Since your name has been disgraced already, why not hoist the flag and wreak havoc…?” 

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Hmm…

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THANK YOU!

We all know Pikachu was responsible, but chose to blame Porygon! Because of his influencer status, no one dared stand up to Pikachu!

#FreePorygon #CancelPikachu

PORYGON DID NOTHING WRONG!!