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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles
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LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) dir. Robert Luketic
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