afishcalledwanda1988

[afishcalledwanda1988]

[afishcalledwanda1988]

go on more walks. walk for no reason. walk to solve a problem. walk to blow off steam. walk to get outside. walk to listen, read, and learn. walk to escape distractions. walk to improve your health. walk to think. a simple walking habit can change absolutely everything.

[afishcalledwanda1988]

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

[afishcalledwanda1988]

forcefem basement group chat:

unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(

feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator

repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine

Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!

[afishcalledwanda1988]

in wigan attempts to define it without reference to gravy implicitly invite the comparison through gravy's conspicuous absence

[afishcalledwanda1988]

In a double-blind study, 53 of the 136 surveyed wigan residents were not able to tell it apart from gravy, while another 79 participants described it as "different, but just as good"

[afishcalledwanda1988]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[afishcalledwanda1988]

[afishcalledwanda1988]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[afishcalledwanda1988]

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

[afishcalledwanda1988]

i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

[afishcalledwanda1988]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

[afishcalledwanda1988]

exits wigan and the pey wet turns to ash in my mouth

[afishcalledwanda1988]

Im a woman and a man at the same time. but thats not important. we have to save 10 baby turtles from drowning ebfore the timer runs out

[afishcalledwanda1988]

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[afishcalledwanda1988]

i'm learning that i actually do enjoy instagram (booooo) if i 1. only open it once every 6-10 weeks to post, 2. give myself ~5 mins of scroll time afterwards, 3. make none on that scrolling time on stories, and 4. archive my own posts liberally. i'm very good at making a little photo diary its really fun

[afishcalledwanda1988]

(talking to my buddy about some weaving we just saw) the warp was decent. but can we talk about the weft?