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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Monty: I almost got surprise adopted today Ronnie: huh? Tony: *nonchalantly* He almost got kidnapped today Ronnie: oh okay Ronnie: WHAT
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Leo: Are you seeing anyone? Faust: Uh... um-no. W-why do you ask? Leo: I think seeing a therapist might be good for you.
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Ronnie: You're a wanted man now, Dolph Dolph: Impossible, I wasn't even a wanted child
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Faust: Do you think it was destiny that brought us together? Leo: No, I'm pretty sure it was Damazy
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Ronnie: I'm writing an autobiography. Any tips? Faust: kill off the main character
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Tony: I heard Ronnie is in jail, is that true? Dominique: Yeah, for something he didn't do Tony: What didn't he do? Dominique: Run fast enough
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Dolph: It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
Faust: Don’t fuck me up like this
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Faust: why does everyone always assume the worst of me? Leo: it saves time
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Ronnie:everyday i go to the council and I feel judges Lother: for being homophobic or homosexual?
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Faust: Oh, you are already falling in love with me
Leo: I’m gonna make you wish you were dead
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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*looking at an active omega piece* Orville: How long do you think it'll take?
Leo: I don’t know, three or four.
Orville: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Leo: Yeah, maybe five.
Orville: Five what?!
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Lother: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Leo: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Lother: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Leo: But I heard a siren. Lother: That was Ellis. Ellis: Sorry, I got nervous.
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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*on a hike*
Ellis: it's beautiful out here
Leo: and quiet
Ellis: too quiet
Leo: did we lose someone?
*cut to Faust and Foster fighting a bear*
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Ellis: *writing in diary using a glitter gel pen* i am losing my sense of humanity
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Leo: hey. how was your day.
THE ANCIENT ANGELIC BEING SEALED IN THE BLADE OF TRUTH ARTIFACT, PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS, UNTETHERED BY TIME: 👁
Leo: i dont know why i fuckin bother
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Leo: I just realized "RATatouille"
Leo: The movie used a word that has rat in it, it's a pun
Dolph: Yeah, you're doing this on purpose now
Leo: I genuinely never looked back on that movie and when I first watched it I didn't know English so it hit just now
Dolph: What's the angelic word for rat?
Leo: עכברוש
Dolph: Well shit, I may have to let you go this time
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afk-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Faust: It’s called bloodlust because you gotta make out with the blood
Ellis: Sounds like something the Dracula would say. Might want to rethink this…
Faust: Hmm… you’re right. Here’s my potential revised version. Let me know what you think
Faust: It’s called bloodlove because you have to cherish the blood through the good times and the bad
Ellis: This is too beautiful
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