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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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*crawls out of a cave*

I'm still alive! I'll be reaction posting for Apothecary Diaries soon, I just ...forgot.

Seriously though, I have been watching the eps I just haven't had the ability in one way or another to reaction post. So. I'll get caught up soon enough but just know I screamed so loudly during last episode.

*crawls back into my cave*

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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i’m going to hold your hands when i say this and i am only going to be kind about it once: ai does not belong in fandom spaces, ever. not in writing, not in art, not in video, not at all. it does not matter how bad you want to see your favourite characters kiss, or how much you need a bit of help finishing a chapter, or whatever.

make friends with artists. commission somebody. learn to draw yourself. ask for a beta read. try a writing partnership. fandom spaces are communities, so engage with them! it is about the journey and the fact that we all love something enough to create and build together about that thing.

spending 30 seconds to kill a tree and get an AI to push out some soulless empty piece of “content” is antithetical to the entire point of being engaged with fandom, and if you’ve taken to doing this you should really reconsider if you belong in these spaces with the rest of us.

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How am I only just learning this!?

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The thing nobody tells you about writing is that you have to keep fucking doing it

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OH LET'S FUCKING GO, NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE IS GONNA BE SO GOOD

Get those useless twats out of Lishu's employment and get her some better fucking ladies in waiting, please.

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I do actually really like that Maomao has gotten herself a little posse of friends.

I hope Shisui stays a good friend and doesn't fuck Maomao over

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Xiaolan's happy dance drinking her juice was so fucking cute

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They're harmless. Mostly.

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Oh I forgot about the new servants 😂 why are they so uncanny

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Lmfao the frog flashback 😂 she REALLY doesn't wanna remember where her hand was

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Okay no I'm questioning if I was right with Shisui's true identity.

When does this bitch have TIME?!

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I'm a little high so idk if I'll remember to post all my reactions but the new opening has some pretty interesting details. Maybe if I remember tomorrow I'll make an update

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i’m rewatching the apothecary diaries season 1 in preparation for starting season 2 (i like to wait until a little bit into the season to start new shows) and i forgot how immediately jinshi’s whole “maomao glared at me like i was a bug and i got so hard i passed out for a second” thing started. literally the moment he realized his #prettyboyswag moves were actually making her shudder in disgust he was sooooo ready to become her full time malewife.

think abt it. he has been raised with a silver spoon in his mouth and everyone around him chomping at the bit to make him happy (besides his nanny and gaoshun’s family ig) and then this wickedly smart servant girl begrudgingly treats him with the only bare minimum amount of respect she can get away with considering their statuses and doesn’t even bother to hide her distain for his whole Deal and he’s this close to proposing marriage, eunuch cover be damned.

maomao please put this man on a leash already his desperation is scaring the hoes

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Apologies to anyone who has replied to any of my posts - Tumblr just ... doesn't... notify me at all.

So sorry!

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Well at least Gaoshun has the decency to give us the information Maomao's been avoiding this whole time.

What a man, that Gaoshun.

Maomao, I beg of you to put these pieces together and figure this shit out. I know you can do it. Stop avoiding the inconvenient truth and get your shit together