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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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cutely emits a single ping

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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Georg Wilson, The Last Oozings, 2024. Oil on panel.

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something to consider

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okay I've been biting my tongue on this one a bit but the odds of any money you give to a uk trans or especially LGBT charity reaching a single uk transfem is vanishingly unlikely. the primary "resource" these orgs provide is jobs for trans people who can make it in a professional environment, and the vast majority of trans hires are tme (and thus unaffected by the judgement!).

if you know a charity run by transfems take a punt but otherwise please donate to fundraisers instead.

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After being released from 104 days of ICE detention for his pro-Palestine activism, Mahmoud Khalil joins his wife, Dr. Noor Abdalla, and their newborn son at Newark Liberty Airport this morning (21 June 2025).

photo via NYT

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this thing is like some kind of prince you found on the road and hes on an important mission and like he knows a lot of shit about prophecys and secret stuff but his bodyguards just died in a stupid horse carriage accident so now its your job to help him save the world cus everything wants to kill him and your really strong and rn hes like hey, look to the left theres the tree weve been looking for, and you look to the left and its just a normal tree and your like this just looks like a normal tree, and then he walks up to it slowly and starts peeing on it

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my neighbour said "you know your cat climbs up there and stares at me?" and I said "yeah, I know, I'm sorry."

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the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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vampire Miku & Rin !!