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soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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I'm starting over.

I have a new life, I'm going to have a new Tumblr, and a new school in a few months.

Goodbye everyone.

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Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

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bloodie:

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Autopsy Tools

Bone saw - used to cut through bone or skull

Breadknife - used to shave slices off of organs for examination

Enterotome - special scissors used to open the intestines

Hagedorn needle - a heavy needle used to sew up the body after examination

Hammer with hook - used to pull skull cap off of skull

Rib cutter - special shears used to cut through the ribs

Scalpel - like a surgeon’s scalpel but with largest blade possible for making long deep cuts or scraping away tissue

Scissors - used for opening hollow organs and cutting vessels

Skull chisel - used for helping to carefully pry the skull cap off

Stryker saw - the electric saw used to cut through the skull to remove the brain

Toothed forceps - used to pick up heavy organs

Hello reference.

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Hemingway makes your writing bold and clear. 

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So You Want To Get Published.

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I have to develop a new weapon, any tips?

Not so long ago, I wrote a few tips about creating fantasy weapons. It might help you out somewhat as it deals with making weapons from scratch.

Important things to consider when creating a weapon: who is going to be using the weapon, what the weapon does and what the weapon needs to work. The setting of your story will play a big part in deciding what materials you can use to create these new weapons as well as what kind of weapons are acceptable/commonplace.

A useful thing to do though would be to brush up on your knowledge of the weapons we have in our world. It can give you some much needed inspiration and realism for creating your own devastating devices.

Best of luck!

Resources:

Guns/Firearms

Realistic Writing II - Handguns

A Guide: Firearms

Gun Terms for Writers

Getting a Handle on Guns

Knives/Blades

Anatomy of a Knife

A Summary of How People Die (And Don’t) in Swordfights

6 Things Movies Get Wrong About Swords

Magic

TWH Fighting Series: What in the name of Merlin is magic, anyway?

Designing Magical Systems

Writing Magic: Permanence

Miscellaneous

Interesting Ways to Kill People

realfighting.com

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Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

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s o u r c e

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Surnames Master Post.

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

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Words to describe someone's voice

adenoidal: if someone’s voice is adenoidal, some of the sound seems to come through their nose

appealing: an appealing look, voice etc shows that you want help, approval, or agreement

breathy: with loud breathing noises

brittle: if you speak in a brittle voice, you sound as if you are about to cry

croaky: if someone’s voice sounds croaky, they speak in a low rough voice that sounds as if they have a sore throat

dead: if someone’s eyes are dead, or if their voice is dead, they feel or show no emotion

disembodied: a disembodied voice comes from someone who you cannot see

flat: spoken in a voice that does not go up and down. This word is often used for describing the speech of people from a particular region.

fruity: a fruity voice or laugh is deep and strong in a pleasant way

grating: a grating voice, laugh, or sound is unpleasant and annoying

gravelly: a gravelly voice sounds low and rough

gruff: a gruff voice has a rough low sound

guttural: a guttural sound is deep and made at the back of your throat

high-pitched: a high-pitched voice or sound is very high

hoarse: someone who is hoarse or has a hoarse voice speaks in a low rough voice, usually because their throat is sore

honeyed: honeyed words or a honeyed voice sound very nice but you cannot trust the person who is speaking

husky: a husky voice is deep and sounds hoarse (=as if you have a sore throat), often in an attractive way

low adjective: a low voice or sound is quiet and difficult to hear

low adverb: in a deep voice, or with a deep sound

matter-of-fact: used about someone’s behaviour or voice

modulated: a modulated voice is controlled and pleasant to listen to

monotonous: a monotonous sound or voice is boring and unpleasant because it does not change in loudness or become higher or lower

nasal: someone with a nasal voice sounds as if they are speaking through their nose

orotund: an orotund voice is loud and clear

penetrating: a penetrating voice or sound is so high or loud that it makes you slightly uncomfortable

plummy: a plummy voice or way of speaking is considered to be typical of an English person of a high social class. This word shows that you dislike people who speak like this.

quietly: in a quiet voice

raucous: a raucous voice or noise is loud and sounds rough

ringing: a ringing sound or voice is very loud and clear

rough: a rough voice is not soft and is unpleasant to listen to

shrill: a shrill noise or voice is very loud, high, and unpleasant

silvery: a silvery voice or sound is clear, light, and pleasant

singsong: if you speak in a singsong voice, your voice rises and falls in a musical way

small: a small voice or sound is quiet

smoky: a smoky voice or smoky eyes are sexually attractive in a slightly mysterious way

softly spoken: someone who is softly spoken has a quiet gentle voice

sotto voce adjective, adverb: in a very quiet voice

stentorian: a stentorian voice sounds very loud and severe

strangled: a strangled sound is one that someone stops before they finish making it

strangulated: strangled

strident: a strident voice or sound is loud and unpleasant

taut: used about something such as a voice or expression that shows someone is nervous or angry

thick: if your voice is thick with an emotion, it sounds less clear than usual because of the emotion

thickly: with a low voice that comes mostly from your throat

thin: a thin voice or sound is high and unpleasant to listen to

throaty: a throaty sound is low and seems to come from deep in your throat

tight: a tight voice or expression shows that you are nervous or annoyed

toneless: a toneless voice does not express any emotion

tremulous: if something such as your voice or smile is tremulous, it is not steady, for example because you are afraid or excited

wheezy: a wheezy noise sounds as if it is made by someone who has difficulty breathing

wobbly: if your voice is wobbly, it goes up and down, usually because you are frightened, not confident, or are going to cry

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Characteristics of the “Bad Guy” Antagonist

A few footnotes:

1. This list is meant to characterize an “evil” antagonist - some antagonists are perfectly decent people, and some are not even people.

2. Can also be used as a general flaws list that pertains to any character.

3. I wrote the list with masculine pronouns because English is hard, but all of these can apply to characters of any gender.

4. The four categories are just conceptual, for thought organization. Characterize freely.

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