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once you notice how normalized it is to call women who are public figures by their first names in contexts where you';d refer to any man by surname you'll start going insane

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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Good or bad

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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you go on websites now and then they email you to answer a survey about the time you went on their website

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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has anyone else noticed that being alive is like. not the most dignified experience ever

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every dprk debunking is truly like that though... like you could achieve the same effect usually by simply hearing an extremely implausible claim and thinking to your self "is this plausible? is this how people behave? is this something feasible and useful for a government to do?" like idk i don't mean to discourage fact checkers or whatever but some of the shit people will just invent about dprk it's like really you needed a third person to tell you that one's a lie?

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Freakish little beast

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there's this annoying thing that companies do where they pretend like having military veterans in their workforce counts as diversity. not only does having state-sanctioned serial killers in your workplace not count as diversity because they already get special benefits and privileges, but it also makes everyone else very uncomfortable!

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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"stop supporting communism!! its the worst thing that ever happened to my country, you have no idea how bad it actually was for the people who live here!!" and its always coming from a 22 year old whose grandparents would strongly disagree

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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not to swing at a hornets nest but I think this website has never really outgrown the "its ableism to tell me to drink water/have a balanced diet when i have depression" type mentality except now the depression has been replaced with autism

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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FUN FACT: did you know that in japan, (thing that's true in most countries) and that, (blatantly untrue thing) isn't it such a beautiful culture 💖🍙🇯🇵🌸