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girls will literally be crucified and keep living

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good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

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*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

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i'm like a stack of unread books but a girl

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is he uh you know

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average friend gathering experience

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his and hers drip 😻

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guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

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I left a window open and a licorice bat got in and now the rice paper pages of my marizpan books are all stuck together

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isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

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can i come over and lick your himalayan salt lamp

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