BETH: heres the thing
BETH: i saw ocean’s 8 tonight
BETH: and literally there is not one single human on this earth that is as hot as rihanna
KABI: all fax no printer !!
KABI: i need her to release new music i have a life to live
KABI: that and fenty is running me dry
snapchat to → ??
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- ̗̀ imsg → ali ! ̖́-
ALI: why does this park fucking smell
ALI: what's the deal with that
KABI: kids typically have a scent
KABI: old people too
KABI: and those are our most frequent visitors so... take your pick!
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- ̗̀ aspen ! ̖́-
hopping down from the guard tower after checking her phone for the bazillionth time , a relieved sigh finds candy colored lips as burnt , bare feet land in smooth , cool sand . as she ’ s tying a monty park towel around her waist , she calls out to someone sprawled out on a beach chair nearby . ❝ I think end of shift calls for a little indulgence , don ’ t you ? ❞ like some kind of hippie inspector gadget , aspen pulls a joint from the inside of her bikini top and offers it to the air between them . ❝ come on , let ’ s run away together . ❞
an exhausted form folds itself over in a plastic beach chair / veiled chocolate eyes flutter open with hesitation to the voice before her. kabi was putting off going home —— if you could even call it that , really ( a shoddy studio apartment that required costly maintenance repairs wasn’t exactly the picture perfect image of sanctuary ) —— and she didn’t feel like entertaining any coworkers at the moment. hello , she did that all day with the spoiled rich kids that came to the park ! HOWEVER , the delicately rolled joint before her did look heavenly. ‘ no crime in being indulgent , i suppose. ’
against her better judgement , kabi swipes aspens’s gift and rolls it between nimble digits. she was all out of cigarettes anyway ! taking in a quick drag and exhaling the smoke into the evening air , the brunette lets a soft laugh escape her. ‘ what makes you think i’m not running away from something already ? ’
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- ̗̀ dominick ! ̖́-
“i caught two teenagers hardcore making out at the back of the arcade. part of me wanted to let them keep going because young love is beautiful, but they looked like they were about to lose their virginities on the skee ball machine. i’m still unsure whether or not i should feel bad about being a cockblock.
‘ wouldn’t that be uncomfortable ? teenagers have some common sense prior to contrary belief —— they weren’t going to fuck in the wide open ! i wouldn’t let it consume your every waking moment , i’m sure they’re fine. ’
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- ̗̀ imsg → kieran ! ̖́-
kieran: listen ..... i dont even wanna think about it
kieran: i just wanted some damn beer i dont feel like being hardcore but now i have to because i'm oUT OF BEER
kieran: whats it about
kabi: sometimes you gotta vent to let stuff out... think about it
kabi: can ubereats deliver beer? they should capitalize off of that
kabi: political tensions and us imperialism
kabi: aspiring journalist thinks she's smarter than she really is: more at 11!
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- ̗̀ tristan ! ̖́-
“i’m honestly a bit worried for her. how does she feed them all ?! – oh shit, true. do you think the hospital gave her a punch card ? have ten and the eleventh is free ? – do you think her husband ever thinks ‘ok just one more time’ before he nuts ? that’s pussy power. eight kids, fuck.” tristan rolled his eyes, “fuck off, kabi. if you wanted to find out if i use condoms you could just ask for a demo.”
‘ i’m sure she received some sort of stipend for having so many , or she’s some sort of millionaire and we’re wasting our pitiful little time standing here gossiping about her. hospitals should implement that punch card idea regardless ! less debt sounds like a wonderful deal to me. i don’t believe her husband is thinking at all or else he’d get a vasectomy —— or he reaaally loves her , which in some ways is harder to imagine altogether. ’ button nose scrunches in flippant distaste. if he was anyone else , kabi would have trouble biting her tongue. ‘ i don’t think there’s much to demonstrate , tristan. obviously that massive ego must compensate for something. ’
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- ̗̀ imsg → kieran ! ̖́-
kieran: had the shittiest day at work and i thought it couldn't get any worse
kieran: until i accidentally and relatively indecently snapped the wrong person and THEN i fucking ran out of beer in the middle of drinking
kieran: so im tipsy and pissed tf off hows your night
kabi: how indecent are we talking? 👀 did they open it or like... reply? i would have died
kabi: beer? come on kieran, you're more hardcore than that
kabi: i'm working on this fucking news article and it's killing me! i thought monty was mind numbing but ig i was wrong
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- ̗̀ imsg → rory ! ̖́-
rory: wait people have gotten stood up more than twice ??
rory: true who needs love when we can find a sugar daddy
kabi: absolutely! i think tinder dudes are flakes anyway
kabi: tinder girls tho? angels
kabi: um ofc! i can buy love if i have enough money, which hello is the goal
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rory: i'm so annoyed. i got stood up twice by a tinder date.
rory: do you think i'd do great on christian mingle or bumble?
kabi: only twice? you're already doing better than most people
kabi: i'd opt for seeking arrangement instead buuut that's just me!
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- ̗̀ tristan ! ̖́-
“———— okay, did you see that group of eight children earlier ? – listen, i did it. i asked if it was like a scouting troop or something. nope. just her fucking kids. can you IMAGINE having eight fucking children ? eight ?! her fanny’s a clown car. she drives a creeper van out of necessity. her husband must be khal fuckin’ drogo if she still barebacks with him eight kids later. christ alive.”
‘ jesus , i can’t imagine having two children —— even one is a stretch , but eight ?! just picture her medical bills ! she must be ever indebted to the american healthcare system ; they probably have her picture up somewhere. she should start a family band. ’ a giggle blossoms into a mischievous grin. ‘ as long as her husband isn’t you i’m sure she’s fine , peachy even ! ’
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whats ur favorite dessert
‘ i looove zainab fingers ! my grandma made them for special occasions and i would eat ten at a time. anything covered in raspberries or chocolate is a must as well ; i’ve got a massive sweet tooth. ’
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- ̗̀ daisy ! ̖́-
‘ that old man has been staring at you for the last thirty minutes, so either you’ve got a long lost grandpa OR he’s about to make a very indecent proposal —- unless you’re into that ; then by all means, make your move. ’
hazel gaze turns towards the man , eyes meeting for a moment before kabi turns away. yuck ! she shivers in disgust as she turns back towards her coworker. ‘ no grandpa , just some creep. can’t men go find women their own age to bother ? i can barely tolerate any my age. ’
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- ̗̀ emerald ! ̖́-
— a half-burned cigarette balanced in between stone’s fingers as she perched herself against a counter. “do you think the hall monitors will notice this is my fifth smoke break in the last three hours?”
peony painted lips pull together to form a lopsided smirk , features overcome with ebullience. ‘ i don’t think they would. real question is do you have a spare ? i’m all smoked out. ’
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( jade thirlwall , nonbinary female , she/they ) ⇲ do you hear RED BOTTOM SKY by YUNG LEAN ? KABI BASSILI must have gotten to the speaker before. they’re the TWENTY THREE year old that is a DRAGON ROLLER COASTER ATTENDANT at monty parks. known for being AUDACIOUS and INVIGORATING with a tendency to be a little VOCIFEROUS and IMPULSIVE , we get why they’re called the ESCAPIST. ( luna , 19 , est. )
first thing’s first hi u can call me luna ( they/them ) i mf love g.orillaz and goth girls
i’ve played kabi millions of times and she’s my BABEY i hope u all love her as much as i do
i have a stats page up but there’s some imp stuff it doesn’t mention:
kabi was born and raised in egypt until age ten due to the sudden death of her grandmother ; she moved to colorado , usa with her parents
kabi’s parents were physically and emotionally abusive , her grandmother was her only protector
diagnosed with anxiety and depression following her grandmother’s death after her high school music teacher noticed something odd with her ; medicated by doctor without parents permission
she cut off all contact once she turned 18 , but her mom finds her way around the law and will often seek her out in order to “ make amends ”
was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder ( i have it as well so if u have questions u can ask !! i wont b mad ) and type i bipolar disorder at 18 due to trauma ; very secretive about it
graduated from stanford with a 3.6 gpa and a degree in political science and music theory
now lives alone in a tidy studio apt near monty , also working online as a political journalist for the local paper
has a personality / vibe very similar t.oopoor and f.ka twigs
idk what kind of plots i’m looking for but i’m open 4 anything !! we can b lovers , enemies , someone from her past who’s reappeared and she’s scared her new facade will crumble , twin flames !! anything !!
there’s a lot more 2 this but i’m dying to rp ! i’m excited 2 get to know everyone
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@ Sukkiri Japan [10.04.2018]
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