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crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

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an old karlach i never got to finish

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this is some sort of mood

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i had to pause the video to die laughing at andy’s face in that one scene…this guy had to really remember the pg-13 rating

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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get those abs off of him

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American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

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stop what you're doing right now and look at archaic period terracotta fox scratching its head

ok you can continue

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Rest in peace to a legend

Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.

“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer

Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.

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This could've been a yuri

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I love texting someone on discord and seeing the gray activity notice turn green. Look at your phone boy

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"bear in mind" why yes, dont mind if i do