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Miss piggy🐷💋⭐️

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Roller coaster creatures lately

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I'll always talk up internet radio stations because I don't think the average person is aware that they're free, can run in your browser (or in any program that can connect to them), work on your phone, run better than a youtube tab, and give you a much better selection of music than you could get from a general algorithmic playlist

(also lots of them have live shows which you can tune into for free)

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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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disco fever

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Drink water! Hydrate! Consume fluids! And if you're not too busy drinking all that water, maybe you should take a break to drink some other water. Look, folks. We're all sick and tired of what Big Hydration has been trying to push on us over the last few years. Sure, it's been great pissing so clear that the toilet ends up cleaner than it did before you used it, but enough is enough.

Last week, my cousin Ontario in Ontario drank what we figure was about 27 litres of water. He's a little dude, so the ratio of body weight to dihydrogen monoxide was pretty fucked up.

Why did he do it? He bought one of those fancy new computer-based bottles, the ones who remind you to drink every hour. And then he went to his job on the border. Thing must have gotten confused with the time zones, is what the nice dude at Geek Squad Hospital Services figured happened. He'll live, but they're not sure he'll ever be able to drink something normal like an entire bottle of Costco bottom-shelf utility whisky ever again.

It's not just my cousin, either. I was heading to the office, and some lady on the train noticed that I had one of my hands empty (the other one was holding onto two phones, where I was having a Zoom conference with myself in order to boost my EmployeeScore®.) She determined that my hands could be holding onto a water bottle instead. Peak neck-wetting moments were being lost. Called a cop. The cop came over and tried to force a Stanley cup on me. I told him that we don't let those things come to Canada anymore (little hockey joke there.) He beat me with it until I agreed to take a sip.

I don't know where all this ends, folks. I heard the Coca-Cola company has shifted all their R&D spending into trying to find a free moment in our mouths in which to insert their product. That's the whole idea behind those Sleep Cokes you shove in your CPAP machine. All I know is that I can't stop drinking, and it's going to drive me to drink.

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do not go gentle into that good knight.

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snuppy study vs snuppy itself

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listen to me. i am speaking directly in your ear. if you write a masked character you have to commit to the bit. they stay masked forever now. no face reveals. it adds to their sex appeal. trust me.

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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I'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.

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Drop the cauliflower and potato soup recipe, Arc

that one was @interropunct you will have to bully it out of them XD

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Leave it to a guy being a grump about the ren faire to almost make me log in to my defunct reddit account.

For someone concerned about "historical accuracy" you would think they would know that rennaisance faires were started by the Rennaisance Pleasure Faire of Southern California in 1962 by blacklisted Hollywood fags and commies. If you didn't want to dance around with fairies in the woods you should have joined your local civil war reenactors