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everyone has different opinions on whether or not neil and andrew get married. i personally think they do, but not for the medical reasons that i see a lot. i see people saying that they’d get married so andrew has access to neil when he’s injured, but there’s paperwork that could do that without them being married.

i propose a funnier solution. neil isn’t a citizen of the united states. his mother was visiting in the uk when she was pregnant and he was born early, and when she took him back to the us they never bothered correcting the paperwork or anything. fast forward to after baltimore and the fbi have done some digging, only to find out that neil “pain in the ass” josten is actually an illegal immigrant. needless to say, they gleefully hold this over his head, maybe as a way to make him more compliant with testimonies. neil, however, being the little shit that he is, proposes a green card marriage to andrew. andrew agrees to it without a second thought .

that’s how, to the shock and horror of everyone else, andreil ends up being the first married in their early 20s

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Gideon, about Harrowhark: I don't care if she's dead and in hell or whatever Gideon like five minutes later: kill me, kill me if it'll help, if there's a CHANCE it will help please kill me, I will die for her

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my goats

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Did Andrew Minyard predict WW3???

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Yes, thank you dashboard, I never would have guessed.

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Harrowhark >:)

I started reading my comfort book again- how does it get better with each reread?!

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i hate gay people cause why must they make me feel things????

harrow making sure she keeps gideons long sword even while in her disconnected from her self state hurts me

LIKE OUCH????

also this is just so harrow man

@gradient-of-aster haha get tagged nerd

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they got tired and took a nap

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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

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My Penumbral Lady and I saw you from across the room and we hate your guts

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i definitely didn't like harrow in the beginning but she won her over with her weird vibe and her tragic origin

i will dwdw

just finished gideon the ninth!!

i hate it here

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both

just finished gideon the ninth!!

i hate it here

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only a few pages in and dude she is gonna have it rough man

i already heard it's gonna be a slightly painful read so i just have to buckle up

just finished gideon the ninth!!

i hate it here

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i actually giggled a little when she actually ate the bread after bullying her for it

Listening to the audiobook of Gideon the Ninth and CAN WE TALK about Gideon guessing at how to eat a salad? Skeleton puts down a bowl of leaves in front of her. Gideon settles on eating them one at a time. Did they have dressing? Did they have seasoning? Was this an undressed salad that Gideon just ate a single leaf at a time?

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it is recent and i just finished it last night and omg

and yes i just started it dwdw

just finished gideon the ninth!!

i hate it here

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they are PEAK losers and i love them for it

they did not handle only being surrounded by old cultists as well as they thought!!

Listening to the audiobook of Gideon the Ninth and CAN WE TALK about Gideon guessing at how to eat a salad? Skeleton puts down a bowl of leaves in front of her. Gideon settles on eating them one at a time. Did they have dressing? Did they have seasoning? Was this an undressed salad that Gideon just ate a single leaf at a time?

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.