agaycactus
agaycactus
Patriarchy, Matriarchy, And The Too-latetriarchy
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agaycactus · 2 days ago
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agaycactus · 2 days ago
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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something
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agaycactus · 2 days ago
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i love you house of leaves i love you piranesi i love you jorge luis borges i love you kitty horrorshow anatomy i love you naissancee i love you hill house i love you blame! i love you monument valley i love you manifold garden i love you myhouse.wad i love you pathologic i love you control
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agaycactus · 2 days ago
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agaycactus · 2 days ago
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Welcome
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agaycactus · 3 days ago
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
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we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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agaycactus · 3 days ago
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"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works
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agaycactus · 4 days ago
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stellar graffiti near my apartment
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agaycactus · 4 days ago
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well that can't be good
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agaycactus · 4 days ago
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agaycactus · 4 days ago
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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agaycactus · 5 days ago
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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down
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agaycactus · 5 days ago
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btw. your search for the most morally upright and ethical piece of media that has the most correct “representation” will destroy your ability to find the most profound and beautiful and human of stories. and may even destroy the stories themselves before they are created. if you even care.
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agaycactus · 5 days ago
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I witnessed greatness, I kicked its teeth in.
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agaycactus · 5 days ago
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“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
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agaycactus · 5 days ago
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Best Conditioner for Detangling Chunks of Viscera from your Hair
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