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Bug lady

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i think in iwtv s3 we should get to meet gabrielle in the modern day. and she should be dressed in like cargo shorts and socks with sandals and a stupid baseball cap. amen

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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I feel we discuss that Louis' killing spree in the 70s in California matches with a lot of "golden age" serial killers in timing/MO but do NOT DISCUSS that Claudia's killer spree in the late 1910s matches up with NOLAs "Axeman" serial killer of the same timeframe and that is an oversight on our part. Daniel shut up about the Gardner Museum Heist, we need to get to the real questions like The Axe Man of New Orleans.

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louis de pointe du lac is canonically a man who meows we must never forget this we will be lost if we forget this.

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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This phrasing will literally NEVER not be hysterical to me. Lestat fucking bungled it. BUNGLED IT!!!

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Legitimately the funniest thing just happened in our virtual book group after someone rec’d a vampire romance to me and someone else piped up that it had a “problematic age gap.”

In a vampire romance novel.

Like, yah. I sure fucking hope so.

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lestat viewing armand as a boy/child makes me giggle because lestat is only 3 years older then him.

like lestat be so fucking for real, yall are pretty much the same age. why are you acting like armand is 10 years old or something lol

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This scene will never not make me cackle. Why are they so awkward with it? I swear they’ve never held hands. They probably spent a good ten minutes in their room trying to practice holding hands before going to show Daniel.

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THEY FUCKED ON THAT SHIP

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before me, if i raised my head i could see terrifying scenes of the last judgment, of souls condemned to hell. i deserve this pain, i thought.

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E.M. Forster from Maurice (1971)

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sooooo better late than never? my piece for the @devilsminionrbb

sadly none of my assigned writers managed to complete a fic to accompany the art but you all are welcome to give it a spin if you want 💅

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her