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A Faker appears amongst my neopets plush hoard.

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Customer: I AM DOING A RESEARCH ON CHIA SEEDS SO I WANT TO PROMOTE IT DMV: EAT Verdict: ACCEPTED

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this shit aint nothin' to me, man

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I was today years old when I learned that dubloon is actually spelled doubloon because Neopets made me believe it was dubloon all this time.

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found a neopets gallery of items that are of questionable artistic merit.

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Okay I don't like to assume I have a bigger impact then I do, but let me lay this out for you:

4/5 - Get a comic into the April Fool's issue, this incident happens

4/9 - Make a comic inspired by this incident, submit to the NT

4/17 - Comic rejected for 'Too Many Good Entries' (the default reject letter). Figure they just wanted to try focusing on themed comics for that issue

4/30 - Resubmit this comic for the next NT, thinking it might have better luck for a non-themed issue

5/1 - The Item Prize Pool for the Daily/Weekly Quests updates for the first time since the feature's launch. The Flaming Evil Coconut is included as a Weekly prize.

5/4 - Comic gets rejected again, 'Too Many Good Entries'

I may not have gotten this comic into the Neopian Times (it's not as funny now that it's slightly more affordable so I don't plan to resub), but I think I might have indirectly alerted the team about the price gauging on the Flaming Evil Coconut and that idea makes me laugh.

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sometimes I redraw reaction images with neopets

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Normal Neopets players: so what are your Food Club bets for today? I'm thinking Tailhook but IDK

Neopets players that are invested in the lore: King Skarl should be assassinated

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Neopets Users: Half of the website is bungled and sitting on top of 90's spaghetti code that is circumvented by having about 50% of the pages to load in the old website format, we can't change our Usernames since they act as our User IDs that are inexorably tied to our accounts, and the only way we can get some apparel is through a loot box that costs real money, sometimes upwards of 10 bucks for a 25% chance of getting what we want. That's ok tho, my favorite neopet has a custom outfit that looks really nice :] Sucks when the clothing that costs realass money doesn't show up on my pet though. I hope they fix that soon

Flight Rising Users: If the staff releases one more dragon breed with 4 legs and 2 wings we're going to file a class action lawsuit and scream forever

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your neopet's lookup stats: owner: (You!)

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not you too

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In my last Neopets post I implied that finding a dead body was the most insane thing to have happened during the Festival of Neggs, but that was a lie. The actual most insane thing was when TNT introduced an Easter bunny character in 2015 to head the festival and so many people found him uncanny and kept making FNAF jokes that they brought him back in 2021 just to reveal that he was the Terminator 9000

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stat training shitpost

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They're the same

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Old pets have a trophy now so its an excellent time to start tanking Nova's trade value.

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this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment