agender-witchery
agender-witchery
Alfonso Brainrot Simulator
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Full-time Project Moon fan and former owner of gonads. On the leaderboards for competitive sex. Sometimes NSFW, minors DNI. Pronouns are it/its im puppy Posting grounds for whatever random shit passes through my head. I'm somewhere older than 25
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agender-witchery · 1 month ago
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popelio
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agender-witchery · 1 month ago
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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
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agender-witchery · 1 month ago
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"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal
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agender-witchery · 1 month ago
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Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!
These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.
But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.
This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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typing emotes out instead of using whatever your phone's emoji picker is inherently puppypilled ' u '
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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typing emotes out instead of using whatever your phone's emoji picker is inherently puppypilled ' u '
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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every time i see a hundred line screenshot i say "wow i gotta play that game"
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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I need a girl to fuck me then blow my brains out with a gun :3
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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take five, scarlet version
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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"don't follow empty-eyed leering women with sharp toothed grins home just because they pet you behind the ears and call you a good dog and tell you they have cold cuts in their fridge for you" uhh then where am i gonna get my cold cuts from. fucking dumbass
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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all those touhou boys grew up into project moon girls
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agender-witchery · 2 months ago
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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧
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