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[agent-rhode-island]

I cannot endorse this either. I will not be participating.

Though, if it is of any help, I’m very sure he is not a robot. I believe I’d know if he was.

So, I have a theory and petition for anyone who is interested.

We should all gather up and throw a bucket of water on The Counselor to see if he's a robot.

No man acts like he does. That is not a man that is a robot, look into his eyes you will know what I mean.

To test this we all shall group up and throw water on him, a bucket of water each, all at once and then run... Maybe some bleach.

All in favor let me know, we need this down a science in planning.

[agent-rhode-island]

Lambda is insisting that I need to be more open to socializing. I’m unsure why. I think I’ve met my quota for the month.

[agent-rhode-island]

I am free now if you wanted to use me as target practice.

I was joking, but if you want to I’m currently on the training deck. I just finished up with Agent South.

[agent-rhode-island]

Roger that.

I got Agent New York to stand still for two seconds in order to practice my accuracy with the grappleshot I’m field testing. I had him balance an apple on top of his head. I don’t know why he was so nervous. I never miss.

[agent-rhode-island]

Agent Alaska, my accuracy is something I take great pride in. If you have your doubts I’d be more than happy to give you a demonstration on the training deck.

I got Agent New York to stand still for two seconds in order to practice my accuracy with the grappleshot I’m field testing. I had him balance an apple on top of his head. I don’t know why he was so nervous. I never miss.

[agent-rhode-island]

I got Agent New York to stand still for two seconds in order to practice my accuracy with the grappleshot I’m field testing. I had him balance an apple on top of his head. I don’t know why he was so nervous. I never miss.

[agent-rhode-island]

Do other people not sleep in their armor?

[agent-rhode-island]

A part of me feels bad for posting about our training sessions, but they are the more interesting events of my day apart from any missions I’m assigned.

For example, Agent South Dakota landed a hit on me today, but exclaimed afterwards that it felt like she was punching a brick wall. Neither of us were wearing armor, so this comment was amusing. I believe she was being dramatic, however.

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💠💭🔁🩻🦞

This makes no sense.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[agent-rhode-island]

It’s odd socializing with anyone other than Ari. Though I’m not sure if sparring counts as socializing..

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[agent-rhode-island]

She totally has a crush on you

I think you are fundamentally misunderstanding this situation.

[agent-rhode-island]

she got a crush on you? /j

Highly unlikely. She most certainly saw me as a potential resource considering my background.

[agent-rhode-island]

Today I was approached with an interesting offer. Agent South Dakota requested to spar against me. I suspect this request had its roots in the ongoing struggle between agents for a place on the leaderboard.

I was surprised I was approached at all nonetheless by her, but I agreed. The desire to improve is never a bad thing. Though I believe she intends to make this a regular occurrence and not just a one-off request. While I do have some reservations, I don’t think helping her train will be an issue in the long run.

[agent-rhode-island]

I was successful. I live to fight another day.

There are people attempting to get me to play board games with them as they need one more player. I have taken to hiding in the equipment lockers in order to avoid them. I’ve seen how competitive those games can be and I want no part in the ensuing war.

[agent-rhode-island]

who’s trying to get you to play with them?

Ari, Agent New York, Agent North Dakota, Agent South Dakota, Agent Wyoming, and Agent Florida.

If there is alcohol involved I’m sure whatever situation we are both imagining will be ten times worse.