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OKAY WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT AGENT WASHINGTON’S VOICE ACTOR HEADCANONS HIM AS ASEXUAL, WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO DISCOVER IT ON MY OWN, WHY HASN’T WASHINGTON BEEN MY FAVORITE CHARACTER THIS ENTIRE TIME

THIS RVB REWATCH JUST GOT 4000% BETTER

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im laughing so fucking hard at this screenshot of lina 

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with the “wait that’s illegal” gif going around i’m glad church’s legacy is just being a fucking meme. it’s exactly what he wouldn’t have wanted and it’s great

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this was so funny to me

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Kid: Mom, why is my cousin named Daisy?

Mom: Because her mother likes Daisies.

Kid: What about me?

Mom: Enough questions, Red vs. Blue season 15 episode 5: Previously On.

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what’s the straight explanation for this

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watch me be radio silent about everything else in s17 and then bust out this screencap redraw of some guy who has 3 lines in the last ep

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I told myself to not fall in love with him since we are told he is already dead. but i couldnt. im weak.

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Most underrated joke in rvb is how the made Simmons donate body parts to an injured grif and then turn Simmons into part cyborg, instead of cutting out the middle man and giving grif cyborg parts

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they put the meta in overwatch

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Hot take but I would go ham if RT got a girl to write an arc for rvb. RvB could really use a feminine touch and I’d like to see how it would pan out. The toxic masculinity in rvb is kinda hindering the character development at this point and I just want to see like… A version of rvb without that weird “haha no homo bro” undertone where the characters can actually interact without backtracking any emotional development

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Red Vs. Blue gets it. 

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Important.

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Secret santa gift for @boomotherfucker​! Tucker’s a good captain; Wash is proud. Lighting is hard.

Happy holidays everyone! And super extra duper thanks to the elves at @redvsbluesecretsanta​ for running this for us!

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Wash at the reds and blues after season 10