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Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

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You Would Do The Same. Ch. I

Aziraphale was not worried. At all. Nope. 

He always laid awake at night. He chose not to sleep. Usually he read books, instead of laying there in pajamas under the covers worry—no, thinking—about the fact that he hadn’t seen or heard from his partner in more than a week. Frankly, it was not exceptionally out of character. Crowley often disappeared, sometimes for weeks at a time—not to mention the fact that he slept through most of the 19th century. 

Everything was fine. Totally fine, and positively average, and Aziraphale was completely unconcerned about the whole thing. 

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You Would Do The Same. Ch. II

Chapter I here

Aziraphale watched Crowley slip in and out of lucidity over the course of the day. He often awoke disoriented, soaked in sweat (Aziraphale had eventually given up on the pajama top, deciding instead to do his best to keep the demon’s wounds clean and dry), sometimes even fearful of the angel he had known for six millennia. Other times he woke up definitively “not himself” but at least recognizing his lifelong companion. Aziraphale desperately tried to keep his partner hydrated, holding him up when he could barely support his own head—sometimes a welcome comfort, other times the demon drank cautiously and fearfully, not sure if he would be punished for refusing. Crowley did not often eat, but Aziraphale found his gaunt cheekbones and visible ribs very concerning. He was only gone for, what, ten days at most? Yet his body had a wealth of injuries, more than could be sustained by any normal human without—well, without discorporation. And judging by who Aziraphale suspected had inflicted these… punishments, the likelihood of him quickly obtaining a new corporation from his “head office” was slim. 

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Reminder that:

-Crowley found Aziraphale in the Garden

-Crowley found Aziraphale before the flood

-Crowley found Aziraphale at the crucifixion

-Aziraphale ran into Crowley on accident in Rome

-Aziraphale definitely didn’t know it was going to be Crowley in Wessex

-Crowley found Aziraphale at the Globe, where Aziraphale pretended not to know who he was

-Crowley showed up to save Aziraphale’s life at the Bastille; there’s no way he could’ve found him by chance, he’s definitely keeping tabs on Aziraphale by now, if he wasn’t already

-(in a deleted scene) Crowley knew when Aziraphale’s bookshop was going to open and brought him chocolates. When he realized that Aziraphale was getting promoted back to Heaven, he immediately came up with a plan, which was to… stand in an alley where Gabriel could hear him and hold a conversation with himself (using different voices) about how good a job Aziraphale was doing on Earth. Aziraphale didn’t notice.

-Crowley had already decided, a full 200 years before the apocalypse, that he was going to betray Hell to stay on Earth (with Aziraphale)

-Crowley showed up to save Aziraphale in the church, again proving that he’s keeping tabs on him, even though they potentially haven’t been speaking for close to 100 years because Aziraphale rejected him

-In 1967, Aziraphale finds Crowley on purpose, for as far as we know THE FIRST TIME IN 6000 YEARS

Also: -Crowley goes to Aziraphale’s bookshop literally all the time

-I’m pretty sure Aziraphale has never once been to Crowley’s flat

In conclusion, Crowley has been chasing Aziraphale around for 6000 years and Aziraphale has been playing with his heart. Thank you.

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Everyone makes fun of Crowley for not deciding on a middle name, but Aziraphale had 6000 YEARS to come up with a human name, and (according to book canon) he came up with:

A. Ziraphale

A. Z. Fell

And if any human has ever asked him his first name, you better believe that he has answered “Aziraphale” at least once, leaving someone with the confused impression that his name is Mr. Aziraphale Zira Fell.

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Crowley + book introduction

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This has probably been done before but I made this anyway

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Stuff happened. I lost my best friend.

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Neil Gaiman: Do you think he cheats on the toss? Douglas Mackinnon: A hundred percent. Neil Gaiman: Yeah, me too. I think it doesn’t even occur to Aziraphale.

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saw a post about how it’d be sexy if they smoked and a g r e e d

crowley can totally do that demon magic where you make a flame on the tip of your finger 

this image portrays what happens 2 seconds after Aziraphale says “can i borrow your lighter” 

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Ineffable!! Wives!! Sketches!!!

Behold my softe lady and my pointy girl.

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i can tell you with full certainty that right now aj crowley has taken up a job as an uber driver and is leaving the public of london mentally scarred but where they need to be seven times as fast

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“One time my Nanny and the Gardener were having a heated argument in the car and he took her Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and she looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.”

— Warlock, probably

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God only knows what the context of this is

But the Crowley and Aziraphale energy is off the charts

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I drew this and then completely forgot about it. 

Anyway, would anyone like some serotonin in this trying time. 

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Crowley is still waiting for Aziraphale, and this time, he arrived