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shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month

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THE SHIBUYA INCIDENT ‣ 渋谷事変

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#for science

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I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

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just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

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not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

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Summarise mass effect in one sentence

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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how have you been?

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My problem is I never healed I just kept going

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the language barrier between my brain and everyone else. devastating

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the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

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time to get into new media! sure hope i wont get unreasonably attached to a random fictional character

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*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*