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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

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So I nipped over to Mad At You Island for like five minutes, you know how it is with leaving dishes in the sink, and I saw that you had a little shack built there. Like with a bedroom and a garden, all set up for long holidays. Nobody else was there but you've put up a bunch of pictures of people you know? Look mate, the real estate is dirt cheap there for a reason; nobody wants to fucking go to Mad At You Island. Come with me, we can go looking for somewhere else to build a holiday home together.

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Have you tried just channeling your instincts to appease into BDSM instead of letting them inform your political philosophy?

If you really just have a deeply ingrained need to be in a hierarchical space and give respect to ppl u call ur superiors, like. Hi. We can do that for you. I know some people.

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♡ maleval iphone cases are available in my etsy shop!! ♡

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English added by me :)

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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#maybe we all need a hug right now ( っ˶´ ˘ `)っ @glove23

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character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going "nuh uh"

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The argument of "trans men have privilege when they pass" is also so asinine because privilege isn't just "other men treating you nicer" it's getting unbiased and unrestricted medical attention, it's lower or no statistics of corrective sexual assault or impregnation, it's not having actual laws passed against your existence, it's not having to worry about passing in the first place, it's having historical figures retain their identity and not erased in some girl power misgendering bs, it's having your identity celebrated instead of treated like a loss of something pure.

If you think male privilege is just being treated like "one of the guys" in day to day life, you need to relearn a lot of things about privilege before you try to have these conversations.

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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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Yesterday my therapist used “triggered” in an actual medical context and for a second I honestly thought she was making fun of me before I remembered that it was still a word like. Actual doctors use and not just something shitty people say

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"noooo don't call yourself that, hide your fetishes omg!!! stopp don't wear openly that which our oppressors have established they find gross and contemptable, you'll make us as a community look bad!!"

Motherfucker do you think the cart pushes the horse too?????

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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How am I looking at the ice cream now that the prices are so fcking high

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