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HI HELLO<333 IT'S MY FIRST TIME REQUESTING HUHU, but can i ask for valorant men (mainly sova, yoru, phoenix, chamber and cypher, i mean how many characters u can do, u can add more of u want:D) hcs helping you while you're overstimulated or like mentally drained. they would just help you with all the work cause they noticed you're getting drained with the people around you. OKAY THAT'S ALL I THINK I'M SAYING TOO MUCH. BUT HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT!! THANK YOU!!

and pls take ur time!!!^^

hi! i'm sorry, but this blog is dead and won't be posting anytime soon. there are plenty of talented writers in the val community, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your request!

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i know the blog's been pretty stagnant, but with the new voicelines and all the attention they're giving him in this new act, i just had to make a post. so i'm guessing nora is alive (i might be late on this information), and in one of his many new arabic voice lines, he calls her a "gazelle" as like a pet name??? (according to someone in the comments of a yt video i watched). that's so ATGHJJIJK.

and all the new interactions with fade and (regrettably) chamber and his own solo lines...they're really feeding us content. i hope cypher continues to get this much love throughout the act (and maybe even get a buff) so i might be motivated to write for val again 🥹

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hello guys! since school is coming up soon, i came here to say that i'll probably become increasingly inconsistent with posting stuff. i know it's been a while since i've opened up reqs or had an event, but i think that i'll probably take longer to answer anything with the school year coming up, so that whole thing will have to wait. plus i've kind of lost inspo with val soo 😃

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could you please do the same you did for the younger sister-like agent but for an older sister-like one? they were really good.

being protocol's "older sibling"

word count: 540+

warnings: none

notes: the agents are sorted into categories based on how i thought they would act (you can talk about how i did in the comments), some have special headcanons, some don't

congrats! (regardless of your age) you're the older sibling in the protocol family! :)

younger siblings who can take care of themselves: brimstone, sage, viper, omen, yoru, sova, skye, cypher, reyna, kay/o, fade (basically everyone who acts their age)

self-explanatory. they don't quite need your wisdom or direction since they operate fine by themselves (though yoru is a special case), but if you check in on them, they'll probably check in on you too. do these people really count as your younger siblings though?

younger siblings who are lowkey distant: viper, yoru, omen, reyna

for one reason or another, these people are distant. viper and reyna are reluctant to ask for your help because they want to be independent and in charge of their own problems, you have to get really close to omen for him to open up, and yoru is too prideful to frequently rely on you.

younger siblings who look to you for guidance: sova, yoru, neon, jett, astra, kay/o, killjoy, fade

no matter how mature they may be already, they still want your advice on some matters.

grudgingly, yoru would admit that he wants your advice on certain things.

killjoy, neon, and jett are always people to look up to their older siblings.

being the watcher of the cosmos gets stressful at times. though you may not know what astra is talking about exactly, she comes to you for guidance.

sova is always one to look for wisdom since he wants to improve himself. fade is somewhat the same and has some emotional baggage that she could use some help with.

kay/o needs help with all his emerging ‘human' emotions and his traumatic memories from another timeline.

younger siblings who are, well, younger siblings: phoenix, jett, raze, neon

also self-explanatory. these agents are immature. they do a lot of stupid stuff and cannot go unchecked. do not give in to them (or do, if you're that kind of older sibling).

these guys also kind of fit into the ‘make them eat lunch’ category, but more because you have to look after them and ensure that the kitchen is not burned down. that or they're too busy playing games or the like to eat.

younger siblings who are pain in the asses in a different way: breach, raze, chamber, yoru

chamber is great to pick on since…i mean, have you looked at him and how he acts? he's trying too hard to impress you and everyone else. you gotta watch raze and breach to make sure they're not doing anything illegal for the fifth time this week. and yoru’s sneaking (more like teleporting) out again. you can't really do much about that.

younger siblings who you would make eat lunch because they skipped it: cypher, omen, viper, fade, killjoy

when i said that some of these people can take care of themselves, it doesn't mean they do it well. they probably neglect themselves and their own needs, so regardless if they want your help, they're going to get it.

cypher and killjoy are tech nerds who need to get a breath of fresh air away from their machinery. viper is the same with her lab.

omen and fade say that they don't need sleep. they do. and some therapy.

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yo, where are the valorant impersonators in my lobbies? i'm talking cypher, sova, phoenix, yoru, and kay/o impersonators...ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY cypher ones.

like only flirt with me on val if you can impersonate one of these agents voices

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i wasn’t sure if your asks are still closed so i’m sorry for sending this in if you don’t accept asks currently! but with that in mind,

how would you imagine Sova, Cypher, and Chamber’s reaction to seeing their s/o wearing very in-home clothes (ex. baggy hoodie, sweatpants, fuzzy socks, hair up in a messy bun if applicable, no makeup etc.) when usually their s/o tends to dress up often?

if nsfw, would seeing their partner like this awaken a new desire in them bc of the more intimate way that they’re dressed? thank you for your consideration and your talent! i appreciate you!

seeing their s/o wearing 'in-home' clothes (cypher and sova)

word count: 330+

warnings: nsfw but there's a heads-up plus nothing too explicit

notes: sorry we don't write for chamber here unless it's a special event + gonna write this a little different since they'd probably react kind of the same

they're pleasantly surprised, but honestly it makes no difference to them since they find you attractive either way.

they're touched that you showed intimacy, even if it's only in the way you dressed. you've probably put a thought in their heads about domestic life with you and seeing you regularly like this.

sova would offer you his hoodies/sweatpants when you're not dressing up (it makes him slightly proud to see you in his clothes in public). they are oversized on you regardless of your size, but comfortably so. they also smell like him.

cypher would suggest getting cheesy couple clothing. he's only half-joking.

both of them have their reasons not to dress ‘in-home’ in front of the others (sova thinks it's unprofessional, cypher’s scared to look vulnerable), but when it's just you two alone, they can just relax with you in max-comfort clothing.

nsfw

when they see dat ass in sweatpants (i'm sorry) and your hair messily put up (if applicable) combined with how intimately you're dressing, they’re definitely feeling something.

part of the reason sova lends you his clothes is the satisfaction of seeing you in them, knowing that you're his.

when he's sure no one's looking, sova comes up behind you, hands placed on your hips. his hushed voice is husky in your ear as he says, “you look perfect like this, darling. you should wear my clothes more…”

sova’s lips then get impossibly closer to your ear. “...are you hiding anything special underneath?”

cypher openly comments about your change in style, even if someone's in the next room, because he's confident that they won't hear. “oh, looking good, pretty one. those clothes look a lot easier to tear off of you than usual.” his fingers dare to dip under the waistband of your sweatpants.

if you're wearing something ‘special' underneath, cypher will say this: “not as innocent as you look, hmm? were you expecting me to find out? i can't wait to always see you like this…”

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a little bit of all of the above

Valorant fic community writers been real quiet probably because

They either lost motivation to write(me rn but dw once i finish my work I'll do a request), is busy, has school next month or this month, fell out of the valorant community and lost interest, or genuinely just quit forever

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cypher having a cat <3

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gotta reblog everytime ❤️

my babygirl

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why do i just keep thinking of cypher and his s/o bullying chamber over his crypto mining and being French™ lol

bitches, baguettes, and bitcoin (cypher x reader)

word count: 300+, this is a bite-sized crack fic, if you could call it that

warnings: chamber hate (chamber prides himself on his language and frenchness but you two just mock him lol), digs at bitcoin and nfts, baguette jokes, but i mean...i'm not ashamed and you know what you came for

you were enjoying your peaceful chess date with cypher when, out of the corner of your eye, a certain frenchman strode in with an almost imperceptible frown and slump of his shoulders, which, you noted, did not help his gangly body.

smirking at cypher, you nodded towards chamber as he passed by the training room. 

look who it is, you mouthed.

cypher turned to get a look at chamber, and, so much for ‘keeping up appearances’, immediately saw through his confident exterior. “wow, what's wrong? those nfts weren't really great investments, hmm?”

“has bitcoin died again?” you shot a single glance towards chamber before returning your attention back to the chess game in front of you.

stopping to face the two of you, chamber slightly pulled at his tie with one hand to loosen it, the other behind his back, in an agitated manner that said that the two of you were probably right. “please, mes amies, let's not do this again—”

“no, mon ami, let’s.” you could imagine cypher sneering beneath his mask as he moved a piece. “maybe your idiotic investments are why viper doesn't want to go on a date with you.”

“i mean, who would?” you added with a taunting smile, “you'd just take her to the bakery and buy some baguettes since you'd never want to get your expensive clothes dirty baking them yourself. have you ever even touched an oven?”

cypher interlaced his fingers in front of him and looked at you. “if you ask me, chamber’s overcompensating for something with those baguettes, non?”

“...what a pleasant conversation.” chamber replied with a monotone voice, huffing and stalking off, presumably to get some bitches, baguettes, and bitcoin. of course, he only got the latter two.

you and cypher snickered and both bid him a mockingly cheerful, 

“adieu.” 

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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THIS IS A GREAT HEADCANON!

Consider, everyone meeting/interacting with Amir without knowing the connection (sometimes even "through" Cypher introducing them) and the sudden forced introduction that Cypher and Amir are one and the same through Cypher being forcibly unmasked when the team is captured and not having any way to avoid the sudden unwanted reintroduction as they all try to connect Amir and Cypher as being the same person

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are requests open? if they are, can you do hcs (or scenarios!) of cypher and/or sova with a s/o who's really good at art, and ends up drawing them a lot? i'm such a cypher and sova simp and your blog clears my crops and waters my skin thank you so much!!!

cypher and sova with an artsy s/o who draws them

word count: 510+

warnings: none besides slight chamber bias

cypher 

cypher loves watching you do a lot of things (not in a weird way), but he especially loves watching you draw, similar to how you'd adoringly watch him as he worked. you'll probably do it next to him in his workshop while he's tinkering, and he’ll always manage to sneak some of your art onto the room’s walls.

you don’t even need to say anything about running out of supplies because, somehow, he already noticed and got them for you.

if he finds out that you're drawing him, he'll probably tease you a little about how you're obsessed with him, but on the inside, he feels really touched. 

he's quite amazed by your work since the most he draws are blueprints for new gadgets. he's your number 1 fan.

sometimes, he’ll suggest some weirdly specific things for you to draw.

“you should draw chamber tripping into the river here, or draw my camera on one of these trees!” “amir, this is supposed to be a normal forest picture.” “...well, that’s boring.”

the next time you want to draw him, he'll offer to model for you, though he'll do really stupid poses when all you want to do is draw him being natural. you have to try to catch him when he’s not looking.

(despite it seeming like he’s too occupied to spot you, he’s completely aware that you’re drawing him and is just letting it happen.)

“geez, rose! creepy much?” (hypocrite)

he'll take off his mask (in private) and let you sketch him like that. he trusts you enough to know you won’t show anyone else your drawing.

sova

he's not a bad artist himself. as a child out in the tundra, he liked to draw nature and animals. he still does it today when he's camping or scouting.

if you draw him, you best believe he's drawing you too.

(honestly, he might have drawn you first. he won’t be shy about admitting it if he did.)

when he catches you drawing him, he just silently continues what he was doing but with a small smirk on his face.

he loves showing off his artwork to you and seeing yours in return. he's always so full of praise and compliments.

you two would probably sketch each other with big goofy smiles on your faces, though sometimes he gets too entranced by your features to put them to paper. (it's a cleverly hidden way of getting to stare at you.)

if you want him as a model or a reference, he's good at staying as still as a statue.

he would brag about you to the others if you'd let him. 

“(y/n) is amazing at art. not to brag, but they've drawn me a couple of times.”

he would draw you and ask you to draw him on the same paper so he could keep it in his pocket.

“no matter how hard i try, my drawing cannot capture all of your beauty.”

like cypher, he would notice if you ran out of art supplies and go buy them for you.

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How about some nsfw but soft Cypher headcanons 👀?

soft!cypher nsfw headcanons

word count: 340+

warnings: no genitalia mentioned, it's honestly not even that smutty to begin with, mentions of first-time sex, aftercare, and slight praising

notes: sorry this is short, kind of been uninspired especially with valorant and tumblr lol, hope you enjoy

soft!cypher who, upon hearing that this is your first time, makes sure that he's especially gentle with you. he doesn't want to scare you or anything, so he takes it soft and slow.

soft!cypher who loves making you come over and over again and wishes he could mentally screenshot your face as you come for him since he adores you that much.

soft!cypher who takes special care of you and will do anything you ask him to if it's for your pleasure.

soft!cypher who whispers nothing but praises in your ears so you know how good you make him feel.

soft!cypher who lets you set the pace and be on top of him, or if you’re nervous, he’ll take the lead and guide you.

soft!cypher who nuzzles his head into your neck and tickles your skin with his fluffy hair and soft lips to hear and feel you laugh breathlessly above him.

soft!cypher who says the sweetest things in arabic because he can't help himself. regardless if you know what he's saying or not, you can hear the affection in his voice.

soft!cypher who wants to relieve your stress and worries and takes your mind off your problems in the bedroom.

soft!cypher who loves it when you trail your fingers over the faded scars that he’s accumulated on his skin over the years, especially the ones on his face. he’s unafraid to reveal all of the secrets of his body to you.

soft!cypher who, if you find yourself hiding your body from him, will gently pull away your hands and assure you that every inch of your body is loved.

soft!cypher who is ultra-attentive to every sound and face you make so he knows what gives you the most pleasure.

soft!cypher who always puts your needs before his during aftercare and refuses to let you take care of him first unless you implore him to and he relents.

soft!cypher who kisses your forehead as you drift off to sleep.

in conclusion, soft!cypher ❤️

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WHY IS IT NOT REAL.

new episode of the valorant tv show finally dropped! managed to catch a clear screenshot of the opening with neon

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nsfw alphabet with sova

word count: 1970+

warnings: super self-indulgent, reader has female genitalia, 100% consensual sex (not a warning but i should mention it), mostly dom sova with barely sub sova, p in v sex, marking, hitting it from the back/doggy style, riding, praise kink, bondage, hunting kink (idk what to call it), breeding, overstimulation, choking, size kink, hair pulling, teasing, edging, cockwarming, oral, rough and gentle sex, fingering

notes: if you know me personally no you don't 😇😇, btw all of the "primal" stuff is referring to how he's a hunter and his "predatory" instinct, none of that alpha/omega shit 😭😭. sorry about the dom characters, but...i'm a sub. if you're looking for more sub sova, i'd recommend this by @contingentconstellations. ok bye

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

though he's not completely experienced, he definitely knows how to care for and pamper you, especially after some…rougher nights. you already know he 100% excels at being warm and cuddly and is probably also a great chef, so get ready to be spoiled.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i don't care if it doesn't necessarily count, but his favorite body part of his is his EYES. i feel like he wouldn't like or particularly care for his mismatched eyes before you came along and kept reminding him how beautiful they both are. and, hey, since you like them so much, he always uses them to his advantage, particularly by staring you down intensely enough to make you wither and succumb to him.

as for you, it would probably be your neck. something so innocent can be easily tainted by him when he nips his teeth into your soft skin and leaves bruises, marking you as an animal would to what's theirs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

as breathtaking as you are with his cum on you, he prefers it in you. he low key has a breeding kink, but we’ll talk more about that later.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

(this one is based on someone else’s headcanon, for the life of me i can't find it) he’s scared to admit it, but he's thought about chasing you down through the woods like you were just some pathetic prey and he was the big bad hunter who’s finally letting loose all of his pent-up frustrations. and when he inevitably captures you, he would tie you up, tear off your clothes, and claim you as his right against a tree. your only cover would be the expansive forest that surrounds you…

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i think he'd have a little bit of experience. thanks to a certain asker, i believe that maybe he had some flings in the past that (he more than likely) regrets, so he's not entirely new to this. the bit of amateur that he is contributed to his initial gentleness when it came to sex with you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

his favorite position is hitting it from the back (not necessarily anal if you're uncomfortable with that). he just likes the power he has over you when his hands are gripping your thighs hard enough to leave bruises and he's towering over you. when it's more gentle and he wants to see your face twist up in pleasure, he wants you to ride him, with either you or him setting the pace.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i’d say he's pretty serious. not a lot of jokes unless it's soft sex (and if there is any, they’re wry), though his lighthearted laugh is even cuter when it's in your ear.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he could care less about it, but honestly, i'm guessing it's not even that messy regardless. and yes it does 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

when it's gentle, he's very romantic and focused on you and your pleasure. he’d be the gentleman he usually is. a lot of heartfelt compliments as he brings you closer to your peak, holding you in his arms with his lips never leaving your body. when it's not as gentle, he can still be romantic, just…not as soft.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

sova doesn't jack off a lot. he'll come to you (as in talk to you) if he needs anything, and before you, he just did other stuff to get his mind off it. he finds it pretty shameful to be fucking his fist when he could just wait until he could have the real deal.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise kink - goes both ways, everyone already knows sova would probably like to be called a “good boy” and would like to hear how well he’s doing. but it also goes for you, calling you a “good/beautiful girl/boy/pet” for taking his cock so well or his ‘little one’. sometimes he’ll even call you a “good/little bunny” when he can't help himself from indulging in the little predator/prey dynamic you two have. russian pet names are a must. praise sounds so much better when it's husky like that.

bondage - now, we could go into some sub-sova stuff here, where he's panting and groaning for release…but we don't do that so much on this blog. so, instead, we'll talk about you being tied up. after “catching” you, he usually uses rope (and he apologizes for the discomfort), and he doesn't do anything complex. anything that'll keep you from continuing the chase. he enjoys the slight power trip.

hunting - refer to d

marking - sova does get possessive. that primal instinct to claim what's his…refer to b

breeding - sometime in the future, he would like a family, and something about the way he can absolutely ruin you just by filling you up does something to him…

overstimulation - he's a giver, first and foremost, and he makes sure to give, give, give without pause. he just can't get enough of your pretty cries, of kissing/wiping away your tears, or of hearing your moans.

choking - he's hesitant to hurt you, but when it wants you to stay quiet, he'll tell you with a strong hand against your throat, pressing just so, or his fingers in your mouth, effectively silencing you.

size kink - he loves to see you under him. he’s so big, and compared to him, you're so tiny. 

hair pulling - his long, luscious locks aren't just for show…pull them! a groan gets strangled in this throat every time. he also likes to pull your hair (and if he can’t, he'll put a hand around your throat or strong arms around your body) to pull you up against his chest when he's hitting it from the back. 

teasing/edging - refer to u

cockwarming - adding on to the teasing thing, idk where exactly he would do this (maybe in a workshop of his own, where else would he get his owl drones from), but just sitting with his cock in you and shushing you when you begged him to move is something i'd think he'd like. he would do this to make you learn restraint and endurance, but it's nothing like sex to make his patience cave and for him to just give in.

fingering - what else can those fingers do besides plucking his bowstring? that’s right, plunge into you! though it’s in his nature to be humble, he can’t deny the sense of pride that he gets when you come from his fingers alone.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he's not really a public sex type of guy, so either the forest where there are trees for miles or the bedroom where it's nice and intimate.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i mean…he's just a man. if you do, wear, or say something suggestive to him, he'll blush and be flustered, but he won't act on it because he's a gentleman. he’ll only do something if you explicitly invite him to. that is, unless you keep teasing him…

also, watching how you tremble beneath him and how your body reacts to his touch really turns him on. you could be trying to stay silent (which is something he hates, he loves hearing the fruit of his efforts), but your body betrays your pleasure.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

doing stuff in public, plus obvious stuff like crazy/dangerous no-no’s. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he's really in-tune with what you like, so he's a fast learner when it comes to oral. and though he really likes to serve…this is the one place where he gets “greedy” and likes receiving a little wedge more. he can't get enough of your mouth around his cock, and you can't get enough of his size and his moans. watching someone usually so composed fall apart…it's a win-win.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it really depends on the mood. usually, he likes taking this time with you, making sure you feel everything, every inch, and other times he can’t restrain the urge and desperately needs to fuck you. when he’s like that, you already know the bed posts are banging against the wall.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

honestly…no. he doesn't like them as much and doesn't really need them either. most times he wants to savor it, and he will make you wait for it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

i mean, yeah, for you. he's personally not much of a fan of going too far out of his comfort zone though. he's not too vanilla but not too kinky.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

bro’s a beast. nuff said…by that i mean probably 3-4 rounds. he comes as quickly as you do, though.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

no, he doesn't really see a need for them. probably didn't know of their existence either tbh. if you had some, he wouldn't be saying no, exactly.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i know we like teasing!sova on this blog, and he does not disappoint here. he won't whisk you away to fuck your brains out just cause you’re feeling needy, especially if he's busy with something. i wouldn’t say he's into edging, but…he's into edging. at least a little. teasing you in public by whispering, “be patient, you’ll get what you want later,” and watching you get bright red, and in the bedroom as he brings you just to the edge and makes you wait for your reward. he thinks it’s a good way to discipline you and for you to learn patience.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

again with the death sounds. yeah. loud, guttural groans along with some panting, though you'll probably be louder than him. he's in the middle of being loud and quiet.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

one time you were out scouting with sova during the winter in the woods, and fuck was it cold. so cold, in fact, that after one thing left to another (and that thing may have been pent-up frustrations on your part with how the search was going and how badly you wanted him), you decided to take cockwarming literally. you guys literally fucked for heat. it was more than effective. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

little bit more than average length, but he's THICK, with some prominent veins and ridges. he makes your jaw hurt. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it's not that high. he's learned to suppress/ignore it. it tends to pile up though, and those are the times when he really needs an outlet.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he's pretty tired by the end of it. once he's sure you're taken care of, he probably needs to be catered to as well before he's out like a light. he already has a tight grip during sleep, but after sex, his grip on you is so much heavier, like he’s pouring all his weight on you.

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hii ik ur requests r closed rn but i love ur yandere headcanons <3

thank you!!! i plan on making more in the future no worries <3