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"Plastic? So I see we're not going high society today." stuffing her hands in her pockets, she grinned, before trying to keep up. To be fair, he has probably 4 times the muscles she did.

     He’s going to ignore anymore comments about      his arm. Bucky shakes his head back and forth      and smiles, pointing forwards and walking in the      direction that he’s pointed out while turning his       head to look back at the agent.

          “Come on. There’s a nice place right down the            street. I’m sure they’ve got enough plastic forks            to go around for everybody.”

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Ham wrinkled her nose, before grinning, "Yeah but it's so shiny. At least you have that going for you."

"Forks all around it is."

          “Yeah?   Well, try  using             chopsticks with T H I S             thing.” 

     He wiggles the fingers on his LEFT      hand and shakes his head, staring      down at the hard metal as he opens      and closes his fist.

          “I think I’ll stick to forks.”

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She gave a bit of a shrug, "Can't use chopsticks to save my life, but the food, yeah, love it."

     He’s NOT going to point      out that they could have      just thrown away the      r u i n e d  slices.

          “Do you like chinese food?”

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"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"Well, to be fair ... it was your shirt first, before I stole it forever ago."

[agentham]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[agentham]

Do not, I mean it, Do not imagine your OTP in the kitchen cooking breakfast together, one standing at the stove as the other is hugging them from behind, resting their heads on the back of their neck and stealing sleepy kisses. I promise this will cause fluffy-cuteness overload and it’s not good for your health.

[agentham]

i wanna be that girl tbh

[agentham]

"Look I ... my dog licked it. Okay? I had to throw it away."

"So ... where are we going then?"

         ❝ Don’t look at me like THAT. ❞

          ❝ You threw away my pizza.                 Lunch is on YOU. ❞

     Actually, it’s in the trash.

[agentham]

"I'm not saying don't eat them ... I'm saying it's not nice not to share."

"What are you talking about? 3am is a  perfect time to eat mozzarella sticks.”

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for agentham

[agentham]

"Well, it's usually just us desk workers that come day in day out, so that makes sense."

She carefully placed a large piece of pie onto the edge of her tray, before grabbing a bottle of soda, "so I gotta ask. I eat a lot, but I have to run it off wth my dog. But I bet you had a super fast metabolism."

She didn't want to pry, but he was scientifically amazing.

Steve chuckled at that, a warm belly was one of the best feelings in the world to the captain. “Agreed.” Was all he replied with.

"I see..well, that certainly isn’t how Howard would of handled things. Maybe I’ll put in a word for you, take a look at your blueprints." He smiled and started filling his tray with food, moving along in the line. "What else do you do?"

[agentham]

"I mean, you can just exercise! You can go running or swimming ... and then come home and eat like two bacon cheeseburgers!"

"And you think I will…?"

[agentham]

"You know, I'll never understand people who go on diets."

[agentham]

Suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no.

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[agentham]

"Oh, you don't have to do that!" she gave him a smile, but didn't protest any further. She watched Steve begin to pile food on his tray, and grinned widely. Finally someone with sense. Ham too began to place item after item of food on her tray, filling every inch of space, "I like when I can get here and it- it's like once a month, but they have like a BBQ day. Ribs, if you've ever had their ribs here. Oh my god, I don't know how they do it."

Steve chuckled at that, a warm belly was one of the best feelings in the world to the captain. “Agreed.” Was all he replied with.

"I see..well, that certainly isn’t how Howard would of handled things. Maybe I’ll put in a word for you, take a look at your blueprints." He smiled and started filling his tray with food, moving along in the line. "What else do you do?"