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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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preferences

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Stressful text chat with my mother this morning

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(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH

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I love Padparadscha

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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are all animals dangerous?

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

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skittle tournaments (crushing skittles against each other between your fingers and eating the loser to find the strongest skittle) is brutal, deeply sexual, and corrosively toxic yuri.

to me.

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i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

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im always annoyed by when people say like "men are attracted to women in a boring way" because first off if you mean they like boobs then you're fucking stupid and sexlessness is not a virtue, but even beyond that like the problem is not attraction it's that they do not view women as people, which actually isn't even a thing exclusive to men sadly and deeply unfortunately, fetishising and objectifying women of all sorts is actually pretty fucking popular. but the phrasing always makes it sound like the problem is that they think tits and ass is hot instead of fucking you know misogyny

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despite, despite, despite!!

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Some future Catradora,,, happy pride month <3

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there are 500 soft and friendly cats in this room. you have 5 minutes to pet all of them. if you do not, the rope around your ankle will drag you out and you will be free to go, but will never be able to pet the rest of them. the clock is ticking.

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What is the point of being alive if not to make weird lesbian art?

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happy no context naddpod nthursday

"big natural murphies coming your way" "these are my big naturals" "you all would be so lucky to get my husband's big naturals, you WISH you could murph and turf my husband's big naturals"

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the first two episodes of She-ra are still so fascinating to me because we're presented with these two characters, Adora and Catra, and from design alone, you can tell Catra's the more rebellious one: with the lack of Horde red on her clothes, ripped leggings, and spiky hair; contrasting Adora's zipped up, clean cut red jacket and practical ponytail. The first scenes show us Adora diligently preparing for the day and arriving on time for training, and Catra showing up partway through, seemingly slacking off, and using an underhanded tactic to secure victory. Catra jokes around and Adora joins in, but Adora straightens up and salutes the second Shadow Weaver appears. Catra slowly assumes attention, then falls back into a forced relaxed position, notably neglecting to salute. Throughout the episode, we see Adora is deferent, always toeing the line, where Catra is "disrespectful" and clearly disregards and resents authority. Yet, Adora is the one to defect.

Though we know Adora is the main character and must become She-ra and join the good guys™, it's still somewhat of a subversion of expectations. It drew in my attention immediately. What reason would Catra, who seemingly dislikes the Horde and is mistreated by Shadow Weaver, have to stay? How could Adora, who previously seemed so dedicated to serving the Horde with all of her being, leave so easily? It's such a good set up for the series