馃惥My slaves originally named me Agent Paws, but really... I'm Baby. Meow. Anyway, I'm a cat, so think I'm cute, feed me, and praise me. I get more sleep than you and I do nothing! Ha ha aslkdhjaoiwsd hair ball. Sorry, uhm, meow.馃惥
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My three year old said our cat needed some rocks
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Kevin should also probably have an actual slide to look at.
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This Christmas I hung out under the tree, ate the tree, and then when there were presents I chewed on the ribbons and threw up something blue and sparkly. I like Christmas.
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I don鈥檛 care what anyone else says, Ludwig von Furball II is an adorable little shit.
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cat owner: say hi to everybody! kitty: *meows adorably*
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You make think I鈥檓 lovingly kissing your head, but really I鈥檓 preparing myself to eat you whole like a python. Soon my jaws will be strong enough to unhinge and devour you like the cutie pie that you are.
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