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Update

Sorry suitedknight I won’t be getting to my reply tonight, it’s long and I’m not well. Sorry to everyone else, I’ve been away from the computer thanks to birthday plans. 

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Not having anything to do that day besides curse their planes Roxy saw no issue with doing both. The bracelet hung heavy on her wrist but she could easily picture herself wearing it on a mission.

Besides, it did look rather fetching. 

“Say, how well do you reckon this bracelet can cut? If swung with enough force I mean. It is diamond after all.”

(hums as she makes notes on her clipboard) “Okay then…all good comments…”

(gestures to the door before walking down the hall, pulling keys out and unlocking a testing room door) “Here you go. You can test the bungee cord function too if you’d like – there’s a rock climbing wall over there with hooks in the ceiling. If not, then the whip and stretching function is fine with me for today’s test.”

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“I never said it was.” 

She did think it but there was no way he could know that. 

“But a proper fitted suit shouldn’t impede any movements. So I have to disagree with you. Trust me on this, I’m a tailor.” 

“Archery in a suit isn’t easy. Even a well fitting one.”

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rox

“Yes?” 

[agentpoodle]

“You’ve just worn ill fitting suits then.”

“Restricts movements a bit too much for my taste.”

[agentpoodle]

Important

Due to recent unpleasantness that I won’t be getting into I’ve decided to make the choice to go completely selective.

Understand that no, I don’t dislike you, but I do need to step back. I’ll only have a limited amount of people I’ll rp with at any one time. The following threads I’m keeping.

Tentatively I’m keeping the following threads going. 

One with agentnivian X

One with ihaveabowandarrow X

One with suitedknight X

If you owe me and would like to keep rping, say so. 

If anyone would like to start a thread I welcome you to come and talk to me. All I ask is that you have an idea for a thread and that you come with the understanding that I may choose to decline.

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Still too busy. <3 Love you all.

Busy!

Between looking for a new dog, my health, job hunting and mothers day I’m afraid I won’t be on tonight. I may not be around tomorrow either. Everyone is drafted though!

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Busy!

Between looking for a new dog, my health, job hunting and mothers day I’m afraid I won’t be on tonight. I may not be around tomorrow either. Everyone is drafted though!

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Are you going to give me some of that kale salad, or what?

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CURRENT SEXUALITY: DEADLY LETHAL EGGSY ANGRY AND READY

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I know everyone’s already seen this picture and I’m really sorry if I’m slow and it’s been pointed out before, but I’ve just noticed a couple of things:

Not only is Merlin sitting in Arthur’s seat, but he’s also wearing the standard issue field agent glasses, not his usual glasses. He is also wearing a signet ring on his right hand and what is presumably a ‘Watch Yourself’ timepiece on his left. This, along with Matthew Vaughn stating that “poor Mark Strong will be going on a journey that he never imagined” in Kingsman 2, all but confirms that we will definitely be seeing Merlin kick some serious ass as a field agent in the future.

Does that sound fucking spectacular or does that sound fucking spectacular?

There’s something else bugging me about this photo, though. The Kingsman code names are based on Arthurian legend. I had always thought that it was because Arthur was a cunt snob that the Kingsman Knights never sat at a round table, as equals. But with Chester King gone, surely Merlin would fix that now and change the table to a round one? Especially if he’s the new Arthur?

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“Wear the vest, save your chest!”

“God I’m sore...”

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“I’d do unspeakable things for a massage. God my head is killing me.”

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//Ugh I can see his accent.

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(agentnivian) ❤

send me ❤ and I will bold all that applies to your muse

I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

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❤

send me ❤ and I will bold all that applies to your muse

I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.