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tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

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“they don’t do muppet movies anymore bc they’re not popular enough to be profitable—“ america loves the muppets!!!!! they’re our lil darlings!!!!!!!! stop pretending no one knows them anymore and start actually letting them be our felted celebrities again!! put miss piggy back on cooking shows / a special w martha stewart. have a talk show host interview kermit like joan rivers did. adapt a popular literary classic w the muppets and one (1) main human. let them make cameos. start acting like they’re REAL again bc in our hearts they ARE

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for your consideration: kermiku.

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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happy pride

THE MUPPETS' WIZARD OF OZ (2005)

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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hot take: in muppets pride and prejudice, miss piggy would be mrs. bennet

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kermit and miss piggy didn't actually get divorced it's actually just the opposite of a PR marriage they're doing a PR divorce

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Little Shop of Horrors x Muppets

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living in michigan means i had a substitute teacher in elementary/middle school named mr. kellogg who was related to these guys. hope he's doing well.

Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.

This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.

John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.

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Star Wars as text posts because I got bored ✨

part 2 / part 3

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can we all appreciate that after the mcu fumbled the bag with steve and peggy, aos snapped up the number one wife guy daniel sousa immediately

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i would never let any one hurt you

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i know anakin and padme both having curly hair while luke & leia's is straight is more of an era/actors thing, but it's also really funny to imagine the twins having naturally curly hair and just doing this before every scene:

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I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

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this came to me in a dream

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haymitch: love is love <3

clerk carmine: yeah, but not your love. get AWAY from my niece.