agentschrader

[agentschrader]

Where you at, Hank? We miss ur rants on minerals.

And I miss ranting too. Been too busy at work.

There’s just a big case going on right now, and it’s put a lot of stress on the department. I’m working on catching the guy behind it, but it’s taking longer than expected. That’s all.

Rest assured, I’m going to catch the bastard. In the meantime, anyone who knows anything about a certain blue drug, please let us know.

We’ve got it under control though. And we’re taking necessary steps.

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Very, very funny. I’m laughing almost as hard as I’ll be when I get to drive your ass to jail.

I don’t know what you’re doing. But I know you’re doing something. And I’ll figure it out.

yo @agentschrader

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Jesus, Walt. He’s looking a little worse for wear there.

I’d have to know more about the situation, but I’m sure we could find a way to deal with the punk who did this. Let me call in a favor. I’ll get my man Gomie to follow up.

i lived bitch

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Hey, I’m sure Pinkman will show up soon. In the meantime, I know tensions are high. I got a great marriage therapist. His name’s Jack Daniels. 🥃

Why don’t you both take a break and come to dinner? Marie’s been hounding me about it anyway.

Did you disappear Jesse in a fit of marital jealousy??

Absolutely not. I have nothing to be jealous of in the first place. Walt is well aware of who he's married to.

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Walter is acting bizarrely. Ever since Pinkman left he's been fighting with Skyler and spending all his time away from family. Is he ok, Hank?

Bizarre? Nah, sometimes a man just needs some space. I offered to help search for the kid, but Walt said they have it under control. I think this is just Pinkman’s usual brand of behavior from what I hear. He’ll turn up soon.

I think Marie is trying to have Sky and Walt over for dinner tonight or tomorrow, so I’m sure we can work through some tension. Nothing a little turkey leg can’t solve.

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It’s not exactly our area unless there’s drugs involved, but since you’re family and you have an affinity for the Pinkman kid, want me to get some guys on this?

Jesse's been missing a while... Will be searching for him. No need to panic.

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Jesus, Pinkman. Your friends must have really drawn the short straws in the nickname department. I mean, Badger? Skinny Pete? Hennessy? Did they lose a bet or something?

And no. These two guys really know their chemistry. If you can’t snort it, shoot it, or smoke it, your guys don’t know it. Trust me.

Probably can’t share stuff with the public but how much do u know about heisenberg? Any public info u can give us?

You’re right. Because this is an ongoing investigation, a lot of information is DEA-contained.

However, on account of public safety and concern, there’s a few leads that are considered “open for tips.” Leads are still being followed for the following.

We’re looking for the owner of this gas mask found months ago out in the sticks. The mask is currently considered stolen property from J.P. Wynne. All people who had access at the time of the crime were talked to.

And we’re looking for any tips on these two individuals here. The suspects in the photo were caught on security cameras at the chemical plant, Southwest Aniline. It’s suspected they’re heavily involved in our investigation.

If you have any information on either of these leads, please call or submit a form to our ABQ tip line or email me directly.

[agentschrader]

Probably can’t share stuff with the public but how much do u know about heisenberg? Any public info u can give us?

You’re right. Because this is an ongoing investigation, a lot of information is DEA-contained.

However, on account of public safety and concern, there’s a few leads that are considered “open for tips.” Leads are still being followed for the following.

We’re looking for the owner of this gas mask found months ago out in the sticks. The mask is currently considered stolen property from J.P. Wynne. All people who had access at the time of the crime were talked to.

And we’re looking for any tips on these two individuals here. The suspects in the photo were caught on security cameras at the chemical plant, Southwest Aniline. It’s suspected they’re heavily involved in our investigation.

If you have any information on either of these leads, please call or submit a form to our ABQ tip line or email me directly.

[agentschrader]

blue sky goes crazy idk what youre worried abt

If by “goes crazy,” you mean “makes you go crazy,” then yes it does.

ABQ, my city, is being taken over by some hot shot egoist who thinks they can outrun the law. Break the system. Flout the rules.

Not for long. Stay off the blue, anon.

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Sup ASAC Scraider 🤓 so you're like alive and shit?

That’s Schrader, sweetheart.

And last I checked, I was. I’ll let you know if anything changes.

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I think I would’ve known if I got a sucky from another guy. Maybe I’m remembering the bar name wrong. It was a long time ago.

Or it would’ve been. If it had happened.

dont you go to gay clubs(??? like that time you got sucked on one by a drag queen (i think)

Marie, if you’re ever seeing this, I definitely didn’t do this. And if I had, it ain’t from someone in drag.

A long time ago, I was at a bar called the The Ivory Swallow, and I had a romantic connection with a fine young woman called Joan. Sure, there was fruity music playing and I was a bit drunk, but it was a woman.

Or it would have been if I had done that, which I didn’t. Because I love my wife.

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Public arrest records and the photos that come with them are public in New Mexico, Mr. Pinkman. I didn’t assist anyone in finding yours. Even if I had, which this is not an admission of guilt, it would have been okay for me to showcase your mistakes to the public if the DEA so chooses.

hank it's pride month, that means gay meth is gonna be a for the next 30 days. But you can't arrest anyone for it because queer people are immune from the laws from June first to July first.

Anyway have fun

Sorry, amigos. The DEA doesn’t care who you do the horizontal Hokey Pokey with. A junkie is a junkie. And the people who create the stuff are no better.

But we’ll wish you a happy pride on the way to jail.

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Don’t listen to him, Mr. Mayhew. If I were you, I’d turn myself in just to avoid Goodman’s commercials.

We want nothing more than a few questions. We’ll be in contact outside of here.

found badger

Way ahead of you, anon.

@badgersblog-yo Your friends at the DEA have been trying to reach you, Mr. Mayhew, and you so conveniently don’t answer your phone but spend time here blabbing. We just have a couple questions. It’d be wise to come see us.

[agentschrader]

hank it's pride month, that means gay meth is gonna be a for the next 30 days. But you can't arrest anyone for it because queer people are immune from the laws from June first to July first.

Anyway have fun

Sorry, amigos. The DEA doesn’t care who you do the horizontal Hokey Pokey with. A junkie is a junkie. And the people who create the stuff are no better.

But we’ll wish you a happy pride on the way to jail.

[agentschrader]

dont you go to gay clubs(??? like that time you got sucked on one by a drag queen (i think)

Marie, if you’re ever seeing this, I definitely didn’t do this. And if I had, it ain’t from someone in drag.

A long time ago, I was at a bar called the The Ivory Swallow, and I had a romantic connection with a fine young woman called Joan. Sure, there was fruity music playing and I was a bit drunk, but it was a woman.

Or it would have been if I had done that, which I didn’t. Because I love my wife.

[agentschrader]

found badger

Way ahead of you, anon.

@badgersblog-yo Your friends at the DEA have been trying to reach you, Mr. Mayhew, and you so conveniently don’t answer your phone but spend time here blabbing. We just have a couple questions. It’d be wise to come see us.

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I got a weird message about you and the Pinkman kid playing tonsil tennis, and I used the term “sissy.” Guess people don’t like that no more. Got called a homophobe.

Don’t worry, I got that squared away. Told them you weren’t messing with the guy.

I don't understand any of this LBBGT slang.