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can we talk about how the mist from percy jackson is literally the biggest gaslighter, gatekeeper, and girlbosser, like you’re just a random mortal new yorker and you hear about the 12 year old attacking a bunch of old ladies on the bus and then the same kid ends up in a standoff gun fight with some random man, but you don’t know that it’s actually furies and the literal god of war, so you think nothing of it bc ya know it’s just another day in ~new york~ blackjack takes a dump on you midair but what do you know, it’s just abnormally huge bird poop, and percy’s just stifling a laugh and apology while flying overhead

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it’s 2012. you’re 13 and you run a percy jackson exclusive tumblr blog. you reblog logan lerman’s “this is a pen” gif, uncle rick is still trolling the fandom, someone fancasted harry styles as leo, mark of athena has yet to be released.....walker’s casting must feel so SURREAL if you ran a pjo blog in the early 2010s, you just had to be there

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Beware!

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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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how about “stanning” your local library

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you know i love camp half blood because in the pjo books it’s run by an alcoholic and a horse

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#I’m crying

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ancient god (self-diagnosed)

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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taika waititi is a visionary and nobody else is legally allowed to make movies anymore

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me: learns something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn

me, texting a friend: hey guess what i just found out

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the moon knows.

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