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*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

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Absolutely amazing 🏳️‍🌈🫶🌈

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Homosexual artifacts.

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9-1-1's Oliver Stark breaks down that Buck kiss: It's a 'gift' to explore this new story

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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

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I still think about how mew in the first movie was intended to be this actively condescending presence toward Mewtwo that chooses to fight it if only for the fact that it doesn't think Mewtwo deserves to exist but also because its very funny to think that little pink mother fucker was just talking the most insane shit that whole movie and people just thought it was cute

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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

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wilson knows the tumblrina struggle

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crystal beptism

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao